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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2007, 09:34:43 AM »
Think you might need to tame it with some rohypnol before you are allowed near it.  eeek:
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2007, 09:36:52 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 07, 2007, 09:34:43 AM
Think you might need to tame it with some rohypnol before you are allowed near it.  eeek:
Does the faint buzzing sound indicate that it is happy or angry?  point:
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2007, 09:37:37 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2007, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 07, 2007, 09:34:43 AM
Think you might need to tame it with some rohypnol before you are allowed near it.  eeek:
Does the faint buzzing sound indicate that it is happy or angry?  point:

Smite.
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2007, 09:39:23 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 07, 2007, 09:34:43 AM
Think you might need to tame it with some rohypnol before you are allowed near it.  eeek:

If I can't tame it with charm, perfumed oils and champagne forget it.
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2007, 09:39:56 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 07, 2007, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2007, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 07, 2007, 09:34:43 AM
Think you might need to tame it with some rohypnol before you are allowed near it.  eeek:
Does the faint buzzing sound indicate that it is happy or angry?  point:

Smite.
Smite you back Egg-Wench!
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2007, 11:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 07, 2007, 09:23:48 AM
My friend's cat is apparently depressed. .. . I found it interesting because . . I am . . .Most bizzare.

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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2007, 11:15:58 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2007, 11:12:35 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 07, 2007, 09:23:48 AM
My friend's cat is apparently depressed. .. . I found it interesting because . . I am . . .Most bizzare.

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Can't argue with the truth.  redface:
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2007, 05:23:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2007, 09:39:56 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 07, 2007, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2007, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 07, 2007, 09:34:43 AM
Think you might need to tame it with some rohypnol before you are allowed near it.  eeek:
Does the faint buzzing sound indicate that it is happy or angry?  point:

Smite.
Smite you back Egg-Wench!

Shall we start looking round for an interim barman as something tells me the current one is likely to have an accident soon.....  scared:
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2007, 07:59:13 AM »
Might be a plan.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2007, 09:40:13 AM »
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2007, 09:44:25 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 07:59:13 AM
Might be a plan.  eveilgrin:

On the other hand Barman could always start bringing in big hairy spiders for the cellar so you may want to consider all the options...
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2007, 09:49:39 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 09:44:25 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 07:59:13 AM
Might be a plan.  eveilgrin:

On the other hand Barman could always start bringing in big hairy spiders for the cellar so you may want to consider all the options...

 scared2:
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2007, 09:50:29 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 09:49:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 09:44:25 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 07:59:13 AM
Might be a plan.  eveilgrin:

On the other hand Barman could always start bringing in big hairy spiders for the cellar so you may want to consider all the options...

 scared2:
point:  char062
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2007, 09:54:07 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 09:49:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 09:44:25 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 07:59:13 AM
Might be a plan.  eveilgrin:

On the other hand Barman could always start bringing in big hairy spiders for the cellar so you may want to consider all the options...

 scared2:

May I suggest having a quiet chat with the Landlady, there's bound to be something that scares the beejeezus out of Barman other than you in a full on Wenchigo strop (to be fair that scares the hell out of the lot of us  scared: )
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Re: Getting back from holiday to find...
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2007, 10:03:14 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 09:54:07 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 09:49:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 09:44:25 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 07:59:13 AM
Might be a plan.  eveilgrin:

On the other hand Barman could always start bringing in big hairy spiders for the cellar so you may want to consider all the options...

 scared2:

May I suggest having a quiet chat with the Landlady,
scared2:
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