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Offline Snoopy

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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2007, 07:09:48 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 07, 2007, 07:07:16 AM

Ok Mr H - no touching  - my hands are very safely evident above the water line :-)

As for big arses I thought they were very much in vogue these days - after all you see so many of them on the news each day.

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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2007, 07:15:37 AM »

That is what I meant Snoops -  whistle:

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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2007, 07:19:11 AM »
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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2007, 07:32:06 AM »
Hi Miss D. ~ welcome.

I see there's a piece on the news about coffee protecting one's memory, but it only works for women. Odd that.
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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2007, 07:37:20 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 07, 2007, 07:32:06 AM
Hi Miss D. ~ welcome.

I see there's a piece on the news about coffee protecting one's memory, but it only works for women. Odd that.

The female memory is a highly developed selective piece of engineering. They can never remember promises they have made (especially concerning sex) but can remember in the minutest detail anything you may (or may not) have said in 1972. I don't see that coffee or lack of it is going to change that.







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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2007, 07:39:39 AM »
Morning Snoopy ~ <pats head>
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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2007, 07:48:25 AM »
Thanks Uncle M.

As for protecting female memory capabilities  (yes I said Memory !!!!) - I fail to see how coffee can enhance this.

The caffeine may produce the results slightly quicker but the ammo is all there and ready to be fired and will be selected as and when required.

As for forgetting about the promises relating to sex - these are not forgotten , just discarded as irrelevant unless we need something from you.


P.S Snoopy - I am having a problem trying to send a PM - is this probably because of the settings on my work pc as it worked last night ?  :-(

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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2007, 07:53:48 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 07, 2007, 07:48:25 AM
Thanks Uncle M.

As for protecting female memory capabilities  (yes I said Memory !!!!) - I fail to see how coffee can enhance this.

The caffeine may produce the results slightly quicker but the ammo is all there and ready to be fired and will be selected as and when required.

As for forgetting about the promises relating to sex - these are not forgotten , just discarded as irrelevant unless we need something from you.

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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2007, 08:42:15 AM »
How ?bout selective deafness ? can coffee fix that?  noooo:
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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2007, 09:06:45 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 07, 2007, 07:48:25 AM

P.S Snoopy - I am having a problem trying to send a PM - is this probably because of the settings on my work pc as it worked last night ?  :-(



Probably ~ some others have had this problem too but you would need to ask Bouncer or someone a lot more technical than me as to why it should be. I THINK it has something to do with restrictions employers place on the use of workplace PCs to prevent people from doing what you are trying to do.
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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2007, 09:14:22 AM »
Nooo really? Why would they do that?

Selective memory
Selective hearing

They are called selective for a reason. Mr Wench will be attending an exhibition of both this evening when he returns from his third trip to Wales in two weeks in order to replenish his clean stash of boxers. Wench not a happy bunny.  evil:
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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2007, 11:55:01 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 07, 2007, 09:14:22 AM
Nooo really? Why would they do that?

Selective memory
Selective hearing

They are called selective for a reason. Mr Wench will be attending an exhibition of both this evening when he returns from his third trip to Wales in two weeks in order to replenish his clean stash of boxers. Wench not a happy bunny.  evil:
I wouldn't want to be in his shoes, or boxers, for that matter.

In both cases they would also undoubtedly be too tight. whistle:


Welcome Miss D by the way. I assume you are the real thing and not just another poor mimic?
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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2007, 12:55:09 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 07, 2007, 09:06:45 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 07, 2007, 07:48:25 AM

P.S Snoopy - I am having a problem trying to send a PM - is this probably because of the settings on my work pc as it worked last night ?  :-(



Probably ~ some others have had this problem too but you would need to ask Bouncer or someone a lot more technical than me as to why it should be. I THINK it has something to do with restrictions employers place on the use of workplace PCs to prevent people from doing what you are trying to do.

There could be a way around that though, if you are friendly with any of the IT team at work ask them sweetly if there are proxy server settings. If all else fails ask Nick for advice, he'd probably be able to totally knacker the network and if you are lucky allow you to bypass the restrictions.  point:
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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2007, 01:23:18 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2007, 11:55:01 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 07, 2007, 09:14:22 AM
Nooo really? Why would they do that?

Selective memory
Selective hearing

They are called selective for a reason. Mr Wench will be attending an exhibition of both this evening when he returns from his third trip to Wales in two weeks in order to replenish his clean stash of boxers. Wench not a happy bunny.  evil:
I wouldn't want to be in his shoes, or boxers, for that matter.

In both cases they would also undoubtedly be too tight. whistle:


Welcome Miss D by the way. I assume you are the real thing and not just another poor mimic?

I am sure it is her. It is that underlying permanent hint of PMT which gives her away.
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Re: What do you mean you forgot about it?
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2007, 01:30:11 PM »

Yes I can confirm it is definitely me - I have just checked.

I couldn't imagine why any sad sap would want to pretend to be me anyway eeek:

As for the pm's thanks to those that have - needless to say I am having issues (what's new eh!!!! ) and I can't reply at the moment. But I will laters  ;)

Honestly employers just do not know how to motivate staff these days  sad24:
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