Avinsome down there is my new best friend. 
I shall purchase some random shite for those that are slightly worthy, the rest can piss right off. 
I don't actually do wrapping of the few tatty gifts I buy, or cards, as quite simply, I really CANNOT be arsed anymore, and in return, I also expect nowt, simple as that.
Why buy stuff only to be given the two finger salute shortly after all this false short lived rancid shitty 'jollyment' crap has all gone and been forgotten about? 
I got you nowt!
Now you see, that actually pleases me.
Why?
Because none of us like disappointments do we ey, high and usually silly expectations and such nonsense, so, if you expect nowt and you get nowt, then you don't get to feel all unhappy and let down.
Simple in'it?
You see, this is why I'm such a 'happy' old bear in a miserable bad tempered sort of fashion, in my own unfathonable and p'raps to some, somewhat confusing way, 'cus you see, I never get to be pleasantly suprised or a feeling of being let down.
Voila!
