Lets talk about land crop rotation, rented out land to tenants that don't even want you driving around perimeters amongst weeds shite and undergrowth, oh, and of course, the lack of planning permission so therefore NO advertising allowed, oh, and we want more rent off you 'cus you're not bringing enough customers in, oh, and the bloody fisheries or someone doesn't like you being here in case you poison the friggin' trout with spillages or some such shite, and we'll all be fined, lah de dah de diddly dum.
Shall we then talk about mission statements, H& bastard S certifiacates and check lists, oh, and insurance, lets not forget that rip off ey?
Mention the word 'kids' and you can times the figure by twenty.
Are you actually sure you want me here you tosser?
No?
Well why TF did you ask invite me here in the first place you great cock headed tool?
Yea, 'appy bastard christmas to you too, and all you scummy chummies in the Civil Dis-service, arse wipes.