Any free registry cleaner recommendations?

[Barman]

Anything else need doing like?

Meanwhile, you've earned another coconut.

A disk cleanup...?

Run chkdsk...?

Disk cleanup will remove all the owld shite on the disk but if you have loadsaspace then it prolly isn't necessary.... 

I dunno. 
How do I find out?

Do I take it out and wash it like?

Press the 'Windows Key' and 'E' simultaneously to bring up Windows Explorer...

Then Right-Click on your 'C' drive and select 'Properties'.

OK?

[GROWLER]

I'll do it latewoods as 'me 'ill' is calling for me right now, all nice and cold and wet and windy and foggy and freezing and deserted like, luvvvleee.
Pinapple all packed warm and snug for me treat.

[Nick]

Anything else need doing like?

Meanwhile, you've earned another coconut.

A disk cleanup...?

Run chkdsk...?

Disk cleanup will remove all the owld shite on the disk but if you have loadsaspace then it prolly isn't necessary.... 

I dunno. 
How do I find out?

Do I take it out and wash it like?

Press the 'Windows Key' and 'E' simultaneously to bring up Windows Explorer...

Then Right-Click on your 'C' drive and select 'Properties'.

OK?

This will end in tears 

[GROWLER]

Anything else need doing like?

Meanwhile, you've earned another coconut.

A disk cleanup...?

Run chkdsk...?

Disk cleanup will remove all the owld shite on the disk but if you have loadsaspace then it prolly isn't necessary.... 

I dunno. 
How do I find out?

Do I take it out and wash it like?

Press the 'Windows Key' and 'E' simultaneously to bring up Windows Explorer...

Then Right-Click on your 'C' drive and select 'Properties'.

OK?

This will end in tears 

No it piggin' won't.

You've BOTH been very 'eplful this morning, and this thing is running fine now. Tar.

You can BOTH 'ava extra cocnut as a special reward for excellent beahaviour and 'elpfullnuss...apart from you earlier rant like.

[Barman]

Anything else need doing like?

Meanwhile, you've earned another coconut.

A disk cleanup...?

Run chkdsk...?

Disk cleanup will remove all the owld shite on the disk but if you have loadsaspace then it prolly isn't necessary.... 

I dunno. 
How do I find out?

Do I take it out and wash it like?

Press the 'Windows Key' and 'E' simultaneously to bring up Windows Explorer...

Then Right-Click on your 'C' drive and select 'Properties'.

OK?

This will end in tears 

No it piggin' won't.

You've BOTH been very 'eplful this morning, and this thing is running fine now. Tar.

You can BOTH 'ava extra cocnut as a special reward for excellent beahaviour and 'elpfullnuss...apart from you earlier rant like.

 

I shall show Miss D my coconuts.... 

[Darwins Selection]

Hoover all the crap out of yer keyboard

I just turn it upsidedown every few weeks and twat it...hard! 

That explains a great deal.

[Barman]

Hoover all the crap out of yer keyboard

I just turn it upsidedown every few weeks and twat it...hard! 

That explains a great deal.

 

[tel]

One thing to avoid.

If you have an SSD installed don't ever ever de-frag it!

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

One thing to avoid.

If you have an SSD installed don't ever ever de-frag it!

An who?

Talk I.T numpty talk will you man!

[Barman]

One thing to avoid.

If you have an SSD installed don't ever ever de-frag it!

An who?

Talk I.T numpty talk will you man!

Solid State Disk...

[apc2010]

I thought it was one of those dodgy infections like........

[GROWLER]

One thing to avoid.

If you have an SSD installed don't ever ever de-frag it!

An who?

Talk I.T numpty talk will you man!

Solid State Disk...

None the piggin' bloody wiser tbqfavvs.

Tel boy hasn't earned himself a coconut yet anyway, simply 'cus he talked shite, albeit a rare occassion.

[Barman]

One thing to avoid.

If you have an SSD installed don't ever ever de-frag it!

An who?

Talk I.T numpty talk will you man!

Solid State Disk...

None the piggin' bloody wiser tbqfavvs.

Tel boy hasn't earned himself a coconut yet anyway, simply 'cus he talked shite, albeit a rare occassion.

It is a disk drive made with memory chips - no moving parts.

Very fast...

You can buy them on Amazon like.... 

[GROWLER]

Why in the name of Holy Moly would I want one of them fangled thingie wotsits, when the anna log  one I've 'ad in this thing has served me well for the last 8 years ey, why?

It's just a 'willy waving' thing in'it ey, to brag and crow about down the ale 'ouse to your fellow geeky types in'it?