My stupid husband

[Nick]

I know he comes in here talking all manner of cack. He is an idiot. He spends all his time wandering up and down his stupid hill when he ought to be doing some work and learning how to cook and clean for a change.

He is utterly ham fisted and can't change a light bulb with injuring himself.  I shall set the record straight day by day from now on.

[apc2010]

I know he comes in here talking all manner of cack. He is an idiot. He spends all his time wandering up and down his stupid hill when he ought to be doing some work and learning how to cook and clean for a change.

He is utterly ham fisted and can't change a light bulb with injuring himself.  I shall set the record straight day by day from now on.

You are LL and I claim my fiver .............

[GROWLER]

I know he comes in here talking all manner of cack. He is an idiot. He spends all his time wandering up and down his stupid hill when he ought to be doing some work and learning how to cook and clean for a change.

He is utterly ham fisted and can't change a light bulb with injuring himself.  I shall set the record straight day by day from now on.

You are LL and I claim my fiver .............

 

[GROWLER]

I know he comes in here talking all manner of cack. He is an idiot. He spends all his time wandering up and down his stupid hill when he ought to be doing some work and learning how to cook and clean for a change.

He is utterly ham fisted and can't change a light bulb with injuring himself.  I shall set the record straight day by day from now on.

Haven't you got a beige cardigan that needs washing, bloody ginger 2H  gawp.

[Just One More]

I know he comes in here talking all manner of cack. He is an idiot. He spends all his time wandering up and down his stupid hill when he ought to be doing some work and learning how to cook and clean for a change.

He is utterly ham fisted and can't change a light bulb with injuring himself.  I shall set the record straight day by day from now on.

How is he at cutting onions like 

[bodiam]

I did not know you let wives on here I thought we were safe 

[Barman]

Mrs. Growler - please vote fer me in the poster of the year competition like! 

[GROWLER]

Mrs. Growler - please vote fer me in the poster of the year competition like! 

Stop encoraging the ginger twat ffs, or you're gonna end up with a piggin' war in here.

He IS actually doing my 'ed RIGHT in.

[Grumpmeister]

You could always apply for a divorce. 

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Spose you think yer funny ey? Hoping everyone is going to join in and chortle in your 'jolly little jape' ey?

Well you can go  as far as I'm concerned, dough head.