The question is...

[Just One More]

What colour does a smurf go when you choke it?


Can a bearded man tell a bare faced lie?


Do crabs think we walk sideways?


Oh, and why does Scotland have more pandas than Tory MP's?

[Barman]

 

Is it time for my Declan the crab joke? 

[Nick]

Why do wimmin need so many pairs of shoes?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have 2 pairs per season if that and in the winter I have two pairs of boots, (not counting wellies 1 pair) walking and either brown or black.

Summer, flip flops or something similar and a pair of canvas type shoe.

Mr C on the other hand has in excess of 20 pairs of shoes.

Why do you ask?

[Nick]

Is he gay?

[Darwins Selection]

I have 2 pairs per season if that and in the winter I have two pairs of boots, (not counting wellies 1 pair) walking and either brown or black.

Summer, flip flops or something similar and a pair of canvas type shoe.

Mr C on the other hand has in excess of 20 pairs of shoes.

Why do you ask?

Emelda Creant 

It has a certain poetic ring to it.

[Barman]

I have 2 pairs per season if that and in the winter I have two pairs of boots, (not counting wellies 1 pair) walking and either brown or black.

Summer, flip flops or something similar and a pair of canvas type shoe.

Mr C on the other hand has in excess of 20 pairs of shoes.

Why do you ask?

Emelda Creant 

It has a certain poetic ring to it.

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have 2 pairs per season if that and in the winter I have two pairs of boots, (not counting wellies 1 pair) walking and either brown or black.

Summer, flip flops or something similar and a pair of canvas type shoe.

Mr C on the other hand has in excess of 20 pairs of shoes.

Why do you ask?

Emelda Creant 

It has a certain poetic ring to it.

Emelda Crescent, more so I feel.  Our own VP version of Cheddar Gorge?

[bodiam]

Is he gay?