is this shite what we pay our tv license for?

[bodiam]

shite factor, dance factor, big brother factor, I am an essex pikey wedding factor. What the feck is all this shite? Do they think we are all feckin eejuts with no life of our own?
Every time you turn on the tv these days the choice is more and more shite, with z list celebrities, talentless wannabees, over the hill sports ''stars'' and out and out pricks.
Suddenly they put a decent tv show'Life in the Freezer' on and there is uproar because part of it was filmed in a zoo.
Hours and hours of dumbed down, out and out tripe and drivel is ok to broadcast, but a proper programme gets murdered because it was safer to film the birth of a baby 'growler' in a zoo. makes me sick.
They should appreciate quality on the rare occasion it gets through and all the shell suitwearing, obese, benefit claiming scum who are moaning about how hard up they are yet can still vote on a premium rate phone line, so that arsewipes like simon cowell can become richer can all piss off to America and live with him and let us viewers with an IQ have our tv back.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

shite factor, dance factor, big brother factor, I am an essex pikey wedding factor. What the feck is all this shite? Do they think we are all feckin eejuts with no life of our own?
Every time you turn on the tv these days the choice is more and more shite, with z list celebrities, talentless wannabees, over the hill sports ''stars'' and out and out pricks.
Suddenly they put a decent tv show'Life in the Freezer' on and there is uproar because part of it was filmed in a zoo.
Hours and hours of dumbed down, out and out tripe and drivel is ok to broadcast, but a proper programme gets murdered because it was safer to film the birth of a baby 'growler' in a zoo. makes me sick.
They should appreciate quality on the rare occasion it gets through and all the shell suitwearing, obese, benefit claiming scum who are moaning about how hard up they are yet can still vote on a premium rate phone line, so that arsewipes like simon cowell can become richer can all piss off to America and live with him and let us viewers with an IQ have our tv back.

I have one of those new flat screen digi-TVs with an 'off' button like.... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

shite factor, dance factor, big brother factor, I am an essex pikey wedding factor. What the feck is all this shite? Do they think we are all feckin eejuts with no life of our own?
Every time you turn on the tv these days the choice is more and more shite, with z list celebrities, talentless wannabees, over the hill sports ''stars'' and out and out pricks.
Suddenly they put a decent tv show'Life in the Freezer' on and there is uproar because part of it was filmed in a zoo.
Hours and hours of dumbed down, out and out tripe and drivel is ok to broadcast, but a proper programme gets murdered because it was safer to film the birth of a baby 'growler' in a zoo. makes me sick.
They should appreciate quality on the rare occasion it gets through and all the shell suitwearing, obese, benefit claiming scum who are moaning about how hard up they are yet can still vote on a premium rate phone line, so that arsewipes like simon cowell can become richer can all piss off to America and live with him and let us viewers with an IQ have our tv back.

 

[Nick]

shite factor, dance factor, big brother factor, I am an essex pikey wedding factor. What the feck is all this shite? Do they think we are all feckin eejuts with no life of our own?
Every time you turn on the tv these days the choice is more and more shite, with z list celebrities, talentless wannabees, over the hill sports ''stars'' and out and out pricks.
Suddenly they put a decent tv show'Life in the Freezer' on and there is uproar because part of it was filmed in a zoo.
Hours and hours of dumbed down, out and out tripe and drivel is ok to broadcast, but a proper programme gets murdered because it was safer to film the birth of a baby 'growler' in a zoo. makes me sick.
They should appreciate quality on the rare occasion it gets through and all the shell suitwearing, obese, benefit claiming scum who are moaning about how hard up they are yet can still vote on a premium rate phone line, so that arsewipes like simon cowell can become richer can all piss off to America and live with him and let us viewers with an IQ have our tv back.

I have one of those new flat screen digi-TVs with an 'off' button like.... 

And a long stick?

[Barman]

shite factor, dance factor, big brother factor, I am an essex pikey wedding factor. What the feck is all this shite? Do they think we are all feckin eejuts with no life of our own?
Every time you turn on the tv these days the choice is more and more shite, with z list celebrities, talentless wannabees, over the hill sports ''stars'' and out and out pricks.
Suddenly they put a decent tv show'Life in the Freezer' on and there is uproar because part of it was filmed in a zoo.
Hours and hours of dumbed down, out and out tripe and drivel is ok to broadcast, but a proper programme gets murdered because it was safer to film the birth of a baby 'growler' in a zoo. makes me sick.
They should appreciate quality on the rare occasion it gets through and all the shell suitwearing, obese, benefit claiming scum who are moaning about how hard up they are yet can still vote on a premium rate phone line, so that arsewipes like simon cowell can become richer can all piss off to America and live with him and let us viewers with an IQ have our tv back.

I have one of those new flat screen digi-TVs with an 'off' button like.... 

And a long stick?

Yes... 

[Barman]

I just watched that programme on iPlayer about the contestants form the 1986 final of New faces... Most excellent! 

Although I would never have watched the original show - such things are shite.... 

[bodiam]

shite factor, dance factor, big brother factor, I am an essex pikey wedding factor. What the feck is all this shite? Do they think we are all feckin eejuts with no life of our own?
Every time you turn on the tv these days the choice is more and more shite, with z list celebrities, talentless wannabees, over the hill sports ''stars'' and out and out pricks.
Suddenly they put a decent tv show'Life in the Freezer' on and there is uproar because part of it was filmed in a zoo.
Hours and hours of dumbed down, out and out tripe and drivel is ok to broadcast, but a proper programme gets murdered because it was safer to film the birth of a baby 'growler' in a zoo. makes me sick.
They should appreciate quality on the rare occasion it gets through and all the shell suitwearing, obese, benefit claiming scum who are moaning about how hard up they are yet can still vote on a premium rate phone line, so that arsewipes like simon cowell can become richer can all piss off to America and live with him and let us viewers with an IQ have our tv back.

I have one of those new flat screen digi-TVs with an 'off' button like.... 

what is the point of having the latest all singing all dancing tv and stick control if all that is on is SHITE? if you want to watch 1970s  version of x factor, buy the feckin dvds 

[GROWLER]

I'm really starting to warm towards you you know.
Man after me own heart like. Bloody damned good rant, and sadly most true too.
Well said and bang on the money!

[bodiam]

I can rant with the best of 'em when I feel myself being patronised by the so called 'celebrity culture' which only exists because of the tabloid readers of the world who live their lives through the overpaid over hyped non-entities who don't live in the real world. 

[apc2010]

I'm really starting to warm towards you you know.
Man after me own heart like. Bloody damned good rant, and sadly most true too.
Well said and bang on the money!

Agreed .....but I do not have to pay for tv......

[bodiam]

I'm really starting to warm towards you you know.
Man after me own heart like. Bloody damned good rant, and sadly most true too.
Well said and bang on the money!

Agreed .....but I do not have to pay for tv......

are you in prison? 

[Barman]

I'm really starting to warm towards you you know.
Man after me own heart like. Bloody damned good rant, and sadly most true too.
Well said and bang on the money!

Agreed .....but I do not have to pay for tv......

are you in prison? 

No TV licence here like.... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

shite factor, dance factor, big brother factor, I am an essex pikey wedding factor. What the feck is all this shite? Do they think we are all feckin eejuts with no life of our own?
Every time you turn on the tv these days the choice is more and more shite, with z list celebrities, talentless wannabees, over the hill sports ''stars'' and out and out pricks.
Suddenly they put a decent tv show'Life in the Freezer' on and there is uproar because part of it was filmed in a zoo.
Hours and hours of dumbed down, out and out tripe and drivel is ok to broadcast, but a proper programme gets murdered because it was safer to film the birth of a baby 'growler' in a zoo. makes me sick.
They should appreciate quality on the rare occasion it gets through and all the shell suitwearing, obese, benefit claiming scum who are moaning about how hard up they are yet can still vote on a premium rate phone line, so that arsewipes like simon cowell can become richer can all piss off to America and live with him and let us viewers with an IQ have our tv back.

I agree Mr B.  Mr C and I agreed to disagree over this. We watched The Frozen Planet.  We both thought it was great. He ranted over the bear thing I couldn't give a flying fook.  It was irrelevant it was great TV with some extraordinary filming.  It stood head and shoulders above most of the shite on the box.

[Just One More]

I like the head and shoulders ads