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Offline bodiam

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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #75 on: December 22, 2011, 06:32:48 AM »
Of course you're right
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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #76 on: December 22, 2011, 06:34:00 AM »
I'm no woman  ;)
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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #77 on: December 22, 2011, 06:37:35 AM »
I started my life with nothing and I still have most of it left

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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #78 on: December 22, 2011, 08:06:00 AM »
I'm no woman  ;)

Video and photo evidence at Ascot suggests otherwise  whistle:
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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #79 on: December 22, 2011, 08:08:20 AM »
 lol:

Did you see the brilliant way I conducted that carol service  ;D
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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #80 on: December 22, 2011, 08:09:09 AM »
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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #81 on: December 22, 2011, 06:21:44 PM »
lol:

Did you see the brilliant way I conducted that carol service  ;D

Oh yes, you're the Andrew Preview of the VP. You had them all singing the right notes... not necessarily in the right order though  whistle:
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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #82 on: December 22, 2011, 07:13:54 PM »
lol:

Did you see the brilliant way I conducted that carol service  ;D

Oh yes, you're the Andrew Preview of the VP. You had them all singing the right notes... not necessarily in the right order though  whistle:

M & W...  cloud9:
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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #83 on: December 22, 2011, 08:02:24 PM »
I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:

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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #84 on: December 22, 2011, 08:04:21 PM »
I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:

Is M and W what came before your M and S especially for you....

Oh dear...  noooo:

Here - a mahoosive glass of P & G grape juice (fermented)...  :thumbsup:
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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #85 on: December 22, 2011, 08:20:00 PM »
I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:

Is M and W what came before your M and S especially for you....

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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #86 on: December 22, 2011, 08:21:15 PM »
I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:

Is M and W what came before your M and S especially for you....

"If any man gazes at that poor unfortunate woman, may God strike him blind"
"I think I'll risk one eye"  eyes:

 shutup:
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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #87 on: December 23, 2011, 06:23:22 AM »
poor? unfortunate? noooo: noooo: noooo:woman?  rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #88 on: December 23, 2011, 09:26:48 AM »
poor? unfortunate? noooo: noooo: noooo:woman?  rubschin: rubschin:

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Re: Christmas decs
« Reply #89 on: December 23, 2011, 12:55:55 PM »
Strikes me that we could do with some garlands and a bit o tinsel, holly and the like. Come on BM we must have something in the cellar. Wenchy would never have let things slide like this.

Should I have a rummage in those boxes she left on the shelf?
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