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Offline Just One More

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One born every minute
« on: December 21, 2011, 06:26:15 PM »
Mrs JOM must have been watching QVC  ::) when I'd nodded off last night cos when I put the TV on it was on that channel. I'm transfixed.  eeek:  I cannot believe the cost of the lotions and potions they are selling at the moment... NV Perricone Neuropeptide firming cream, a 74ml tube, a mere snip at £192...... £192 fucking pounds  eeek:  eeek:  eeek: ..... NV Perricone Cold Plasma and Nutitive Cleanser set, a mere £75.12, I'd want a 15" plasma telly for that  noooo:  noooo:  noooo:
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 06:52:23 PM »
women are so gullible... all this shit they put on their faces and they dont look any different noooo:
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 06:53:56 PM »
Quote from: bodiam on December 21, 2011, 06:52:23 PM
women are so gullible... all this shit they put on their faces and they dont look any different noooo:

Worse if anything...  noooo:
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 07:51:52 PM »
Vaseline  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 07:53:06 PM »
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 07:54:34 PM »
It werks all over, like. Ask Tipsy
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 09:00:15 PM »
http://youtu.be/2TzPOp0-gow                      eeek:
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2011, 09:02:52 PM »
Quote from: bodiam on December 21, 2011, 09:00:15 PM
http://youtu.be/2TzPOp0-gow                      eeek:

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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2011, 09:10:25 PM »
Akchewly Circa Bob Monkhouse 1927 :thumbsup:
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2011, 09:48:50 PM »
I flicked onto QVC the other day when I was at my brothers/

I nearly peed myself laughing watching these morons put these stretchy contraptions over their shoes and start strutting over pretend ice blocks to show that they are not slipping.

10 whole minutes of repeating the same thing over and over again..... noooo:
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2011, 05:44:21 AM »
I think that this must be the channel that my eldest daughter made us watch when we visited her and her partner.  It was on Sunday morning and heavily made up middle aged women and orange men  were trying to sell bling and other stuff. It was just so funny. lol:
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2011, 06:05:26 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 22, 2011, 05:44:21 AM
I think that this must be the channel that my eldest daughter made us watch when we visited her and her partner.  It was on Sunday morning and heavily made up middle aged women and orange men  were trying to sell bling and other stuff. It was just so funny. lol:

What did you buy...? Popcorn:
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2011, 06:19:23 AM »
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2011, 06:26:34 AM »
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