You know when you get those thoughts you shouldn't have.....
I have one of the Royal family playing charades and as it's Prince Phillip's turn, he's clutchig his chest, and the others are shouting,
"Queen - Sheer Heart Attack"
"Eurythmics - Thorn in my side"
"Darts - Zing went the strings of my heart"
"Dionne Warwick - Heartbreaker
Four bloody hours before they realised and called for an ambulance