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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2012, 06:50:10 PM »
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2012, 06:53:49 PM »
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It's a candle and an alibi all in one! You don't smell like a stripper, you just smell like a candle.

This is our favorite candle. After hundreds of hours of research and a lot of dollar bills we succeeded in capturing the legendary stripper scent. If you don't know what a stripper smells like just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand... then add some glitter. This is a perfect gift for your favorite bachelor, groomsmen, or retired stripper who misses her pole.

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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2012, 06:54:55 PM »
I could do the research for them on the Carol Vorderman one  rubschin:
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2012, 06:57:00 PM »
Eau de Stripper. Perfume and glitter  noooo: noooo: noooo:

More like eau de bulls***
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« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2012, 06:59:17 PM »
I could do the research for them on the Carol Vorderman one  rubschin:

Indeed... we have much work to do like....  whistle:
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« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2012, 07:00:32 PM »
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2012, 07:11:06 PM »
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THE MAN CANDLE smells good, like an idealized version of what a man could smell like given proper hygiene and grooming.

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