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Offline Nick

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Flavoured candles
« on: December 28, 2011, 10:08:08 AM »
Sis gave me a grapefruit and pomegranate candle for Christmas  ::)

BiL and I were just discussing how these flavoured candles are all made by girlies and woofters. Couldn't they make boy types in things like bacon, aviation fuel, steak and onions, Carol Vorderman and suchlike?

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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2011, 10:51:12 AM »
Scented, not flavoured, surely?  Or do you eat them?
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2011, 11:21:26 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 28, 2011, 10:51:12 AM
Scented, not flavoured, surely?  Or do you eat them?

No, no you're supposed to eat them... eh Nick...?  :thumbsup:

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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2011, 12:35:48 PM »
I agree in principle. I suggest candles that give off the smell of Castrol R or old cider barrels or rugby changing room. But what does Carol Vorderman smell like ? Will it be an approximation, like hedgehog flavoured crisps ? And would they be called "mandles" ?
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2011, 12:37:36 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on December 28, 2011, 12:35:48 PM
I agree in principle. I suggest candles that give off the smell of Castrol R or old cider barrels or rugby changing room. But what does Carol Vorderman smell like ? Will it be an approximation, like hedgehog flavoured crisps ? And would they be called "mandles" ?

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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2011, 01:37:45 PM »
How do you know? Popcorn:
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2011, 02:36:10 PM »
Mandles. I like that  :thumbsup:

And as for Carol Vorderman, teams of experts would have to sniff her closely  eyes:
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2011, 02:51:52 PM »
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2011, 02:54:09 PM »
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Re: Flavoured candles
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2011, 03:42:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2011, 03:31:22 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 28, 2011, 01:37:45 PM
How do you know? Popcorn:

A shot in the dark...

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Re: Flavoured candles
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2011, 01:16:26 PM »


http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88                                                Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2011, 01:18:44 PM »
Quote from: bodiam on December 29, 2011, 01:16:26 PM


http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88                                                Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:

MILF! Drool:

I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once - crying her eyes out she was.....  noooo:
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Re: Flavoured candles
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2011, 01:24:13 PM »
DId you have any tissues with you?
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