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Offline Nick

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THIS FOOKING WIND
« on: December 29, 2011, 04:17:33 PM »
A tree branch about 7 feet long has just arrived on my sofa via the sash window  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I have a picture but can's post it as I can't seem to post any pics. The emergency glazier will be here in an hour  evil:
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2011, 04:42:16 PM »
When did you order it?
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2011, 04:43:19 PM »
 cussing:
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2011, 04:50:19 PM »
Consider yourself lucky, it could have been a branch of Tesco's.  That would've really caused some damage  whistle:
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2011, 04:59:02 PM »
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2011, 05:04:22 PM »
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2011, 05:05:30 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 29, 2011, 04:50:19 PM
Consider yourself lucky, it could have been a branch of Tesco's.  That would've really caused some damage  whistle:

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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2011, 05:22:10 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 29, 2011, 05:04:22 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 29, 2011, 04:42:16 PM
When did you order it?

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This is Nick we are talking about, if he had ordered it then there would have been an entire forest on his sofa.  whistle:
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2011, 08:49:00 PM »
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2012, 08:24:03 AM »
It's coming back tomorrow.  I fear the branch was just the beginning.  scared2: May I suggest that you spend tomorrow in that wonderful library that you have found, thereby avoiding injury and being  fit enough to deal with the carnage at home. angel1

Have you done a brick laying course?
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2012, 08:26:43 AM »
Hopefully he'll twig that 's a good idea  :thumbsup:
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2012, 08:39:16 AM »
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2012, 08:42:35 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 02, 2012, 08:26:43 AM
Hopefully he'll twig that 's a good idea  :thumbsup:

He needs a root and branch review of his lifestyle....
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2012, 08:44:28 AM »
Don't baffle him with technical terms ...that could stump him  noooo:
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Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2012, 08:45:21 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 02, 2012, 08:44:28 AM
Don't baffle him with technical terms ...that could stump him  noooo:

I think he'd understand some of it... from little acorns...
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