Last night's ruby

[Snoopy]

Had a curry for dinner last night ~ loverly grub!
But why can I still taste it? I have been up an hour and have drunk three cups of green tea (yeah I know but I hate milk) and cleaned my teeth four times and I can still taste it. 
Funny enough I don't remember having this problem when I was a 40 a day smoker.
There is a fortune to be made by anyone who can come up with a curry that doesn't linger for days.
How does the team deal with this problem?

[Bar Wench]

It's called brushing your teeth! 

And if you hate milk why not just drink black tea? 

[Snoopy]

It's called brushing your teeth! 

And if you hate milk why not just drink black tea? 

Have now brushed them again (that makes five times) and done that tongue scraping thing  ~ can still taste it.

Black Tea contains caffeine ~ I take valium.
What is the point of taking pills to calm me and washing them down with stimulants? OK ?

[Barman]

Most of the ?taste? sensation comes from smell ? your kennel still stinks of last night?s ruby.

Problem solved. 

[Bar Wench]

It's called brushing your teeth! 

And if you hate milk why not just drink black tea? 

Have now brushed them again (that makes five times) and done that tongue scraping thing  ~ can still taste it.

Black Tea contains caffeine ~ I take valium.
What is the point of taking pills to calm me and washing them down with stimulants? OK ?

Ahhh! I see. Maybe I need some valium. I could do with floating away on a cloud today. 

The reason you can still taste it is because since giving up smoking your taste buds have started to work again. Your gob always would have tasted thus it is just that now you can actually taste it properly.

Orange juice, the acidity in it strips all taste away again. The freshly squeezed stuff if you can be arsed.

[Barman]

It's the pong I tell you! 

[Snoopy]

You're probably, in fact undoubtedly, both right.
Problem #1 all windows are open to clear pong and I can still taste it ~ even when I walk in the garden.
Problem #2 Fruit juices are a NO NO (cos of kidney damage sustained from overuse, in fact over prescription, of various "medications" (Drugs to you and me but "medications" to the doctors)

I may have to resort to chewing gum ~ I once knew a fellow who chewed cloves to cure the aftertaste of a curry. His breath stank of cloves the whole time. I tried it once and it was 

[Bar Wench]

I thought chewing gum was obvious really.  What about mango can you eat that? That is pretty strong and not a citrus fruit I don't think. Failing that go and find a bundle of parsley.

[Barman]

Try chewing some raw garlic? 

[Bar Wench]

Try chewing some raw garlic? 

 

[Snoopy]

Try chewing some raw garlic? 

The only friends I have are on here ~ do you want me to lose them as well?

[Bar Wench]

Try chewing some raw garlic? 

The only friends I have are on here ~ do you want me to lose them as well?

Friends? 






















Love you really.

[Barman]

Try chewing some raw garlic? 

The only friends I have are on here ~ do you want me to lose them as well?

Hey, if we all chew garlic what harm can there be? 

[Snoopy]

Try chewing some raw garlic? 

The only friends I have are on here ~ do you want me to lose them as well?

Friends? 






















Love you really.

   

[Bar Wench]

Try chewing some raw garlic? 

The only friends I have are on here ~ do you want me to lose them as well?

Hey, if we all chew garlic what harm can there be? 

I'm not chewing garlic for anyone!