The all new Happy 2012 thread

[Barman]

  Oh dear.  Same old same old....Just a thought why not keeeel the cat?

The thought has occurred to me....   

[Just One More]

Relax everybody, it's gonna be a wonderful year, "we will feel pride in who we are" , he'd have been better saying, "look, the country's fucked" 

[Miss Demeanour]

Nope , not watching the news. Should be sponsored by the Samaritans 

[Barman]

Relax everybody, it's gonna be a wonderful year, "we will feel pride in who we are" , he'd have been better saying, "look, the country's fucked" 

What a useless c**t.... 

[Uncle Mort]

Sounds like circuses without the bread to me.

[Barman]

Sounds like circuses without the bread to me.

Indeed! 

And you have to pay to got to the circus! 

[Darwins Selection]

Sounds like circuses without the bread to me.

Indeed! 

And you have to pay to got to the circus! 

Not if you work there.



Sorry Miss D

[Miss Demeanour]

and I voted for you 

[Darwins Selection]

and I voted for you 

I did choose the least threatening cartoon clown picture I could find, not a really sinister one.   

[Miss Demeanour]

But he's still wearing surgical gloves for when they cut you open as they are all really mass murderer's 

[Snoopy]

But he's still wearing surgical gloves for when they cut you open as they are all really mass murderer's 

And there we have our very first Greengrocer's apostrophe of 2012! 

[Nick]