Back to School

[GROWLER]

Ever seen "Strangers on a Train" Growler?

No. Should I have done, and wtf are you all ramblin' on about again ey, or is this simply confirmation of my pig thick ignorance somehow?

[Nick]

The film in question involves 2 men who, in the case of one inadvertently, agree to swop murder victims, so that their respective crimes appear motiveless and untraceable. I forget how this started now!

[GROWLER]

The film in question involves 2 men who, in the case of one inadvertently, agree to swop murder victims, so that their respective crimes appear motiveless and untraceable. I forget how this started now!

I've lost the plot all 'round now tbh.

[Barman]

The film in question involves 2 men who, in the case of one inadvertently, agree to swop murder victims, so that their respective crimes appear motiveless and untraceable. I forget how this started now!

I've lost the plot all 'round now tbh.

I think it was about shit on shoes? 

[Snoopy]

The film in question involves 2 men who, in the case of one inadvertently, agree to swop murder victims, so that their respective crimes appear motiveless and untraceable. I forget how this started now!

I've lost the plot all 'round now tbh.

I think it was about shit on shoes? 

We do seem to ramble a bit ~ do you think the beer could stand a little more water?

[GROWLER]

The film in question involves 2 men who, in the case of one inadvertently, agree to swop murder victims, so that their respective crimes appear motiveless and untraceable. I forget how this started now!

I've lost the plot all 'round now tbh.

I think it was about shit on shoes? 

We do seem to ramble a bit ~ do you think the beer could stand a little more water?

Or the water a little more beer p'raps?

[Barman]

The film in question involves 2 men who, in the case of one inadvertently, agree to swop murder victims, so that their respective crimes appear motiveless and untraceable. I forget how this started now!

I've lost the plot all 'round now tbh.

I think it was about shit on shoes? 

We do seem to ramble a bit ~ do you think the beer could stand a little more water?

Or the water a little more beer p'raps?

[Nick]

Back on topic. We delivered The Boy, all spruce and shiny, at 8.45 this morning. I hereby request everyone here to keep their fingers crossed, and other appendages too in the case of the ladies.

I thank you!

[Bar Wench]

Fingers crossed and hoping for the best. Or at least no phonecalls before lunchtime!

[Misunderstood]

What could possibly go wrong?

[Bar Wench]

Reckon he only has fifteen/twenty minutes to go!  First day without calamity?

[Nick]

Good day. Maths homework was a bastard though!

[Nick]

WELL!

I took him into school just now. Nice lady from the LEA  was there. She is helping out while he settles in. They had PE first this mronign so she had changed into her Netball kit to help out. Little short skirt, tight shirt and ankle socks. My trousers nearly blew up.

I was trying to talk to her and kept losing my thread. I also may have dribbled a bit.

Phwoar!

[Uncle Mort]

Where's the bucket of cold water emoticon when you need it?

[Snoopy]

WELL!

I took him into school just now. Nice lady from the LEA  was there. She is helping out while he settles in. They had PE first this mronign so she had changed into her Netball kit to help out. Little short skirt, tight shirt and ankle socks. My trousers nearly blew up.

I was trying to talk to her and kept losing my thread. I also may have dribbled a bit.

Phwoar!

Mrs Snoopy wants to know which end was dribbling?