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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Back to School
« Reply #90 on: August 13, 2007, 09:58:19 AM »
Such a pity you didn't have any cutting remarks to hand. ::)
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #91 on: August 13, 2007, 10:00:08 AM »
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #92 on: August 13, 2007, 10:16:58 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 09:58:19 AM
Such a pity you didn't have any cutting remarks to hand. ::)
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #93 on: August 13, 2007, 11:52:55 AM »
Go and get a new one from B  & longQue then you tight fisted old sod.
Qualcast 'over mower thing for about 50 snotters IIRC. Doesn't have blades that need sharpening, just bits of plastic wingy cutty things that you replace every few times of use, and you get a bag of them for about a fiver.
Dead simple to do....for most. ;)

I'm here to help. Demo at 'The Swamp' if you want, but it'll cost you a pint.
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #94 on: August 13, 2007, 12:00:01 PM »
That may be an option. I sense a compulsory visit to B&Q coming on. Was trying to talk "Project Planning" about the dining room with Mrs Nick last night but for some reason she doesn't get "sequence of work".

You try it:

Fit new carpet
Destroy wall
Paint room
Buy rug
Replaster wall
Erect dining table
Fit shelves
Move piano

For me it is

8, 2, 5, 3, 7, 1, 6, 4

Does she get it?


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Re: Back to School
« Reply #95 on: August 13, 2007, 12:01:46 PM »
Defer everything until she returns to work ~ then do it your own way.
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #96 on: August 13, 2007, 12:08:42 PM »
My plan precisely! lol:
















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Re: Back to School
« Reply #97 on: August 16, 2007, 01:39:20 PM »
Here's where to go when Mrs Nick and friends get the urge for more up-to -date & improved models.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/rabbit-amnesty/
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #98 on: August 16, 2007, 01:46:47 PM »
Crikey. So these cheap models are recycled? Do they have






















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Re: Back to School
« Reply #99 on: August 20, 2007, 12:47:51 PM »
Just read in the newspaper that A Summers are to introduce peep-holes in the fitting rooms of their shops, so men can give theie/approval/disapproval!

Also Nick should have a look at this - WOULD NOT OPEN THIS IN THE OFFICE THOUGH!

http://www.annsummers.com/betterthan/high.html
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #100 on: August 20, 2007, 12:52:10 PM »
Well if nothing else it will show him, once and for all, that it is ANN (with no bloody E) Summers  ::)
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #101 on: August 20, 2007, 12:53:46 PM »
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Why is this in the "Back to School" thread?

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Re: Back to School
« Reply #102 on: August 20, 2007, 12:57:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 12:53:46 PM
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Why is this in the "Back to School" thread?


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Re: Back to School
« Reply #103 on: August 20, 2007, 01:20:10 PM »
Quote from: tel on August 20, 2007, 12:47:51 PM
Just read in the newspaper that A Summers are to introduce peep-holes in the fitting rooms of their shops, so men can give theie/approval/disapproval!

Also Nick should have a look at this - WOULD NOT OPEN THIS IN THE OFFICE THOUGH!

http://www.annsummers.com/betterthan/high.html
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #104 on: August 31, 2007, 02:38:35 PM »
Is it back to school on Monday?
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