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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #45 on: January 05, 2012, 05:26:21 PM »
"Would you like your kicking before the questioning or afterwards Sir?"
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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #46 on: January 05, 2012, 05:28:24 PM »
or 'Would you like to be present when we write your statement, Sir'
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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #47 on: January 05, 2012, 05:30:05 PM »
Stripes are not always flattering. Can BM carry them off?



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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #48 on: January 05, 2012, 05:30:35 PM »
"Unfortunately Your Honour, the defendant lost his footing at the top of the stairs leading to the cells and managed, somehow, to come into contact with his face on each of the 13 steps  on the way to the bottom ..... A police surgeon was immediately sent for to tend his injuries"
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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #49 on: January 05, 2012, 05:31:00 PM »
He couldn't lie straight in bed...
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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #50 on: January 05, 2012, 05:32:23 PM »
They'll prolly go for his shins like  sick2:
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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #51 on: January 05, 2012, 05:34:29 PM »
Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status
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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #52 on: January 05, 2012, 05:35:04 PM »
I bet it will be summat stoopid like an expired dog licence or an unpaid parking ticket.
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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #53 on: January 05, 2012, 05:35:58 PM »
At least in Cyprus the water will be warm.

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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #54 on: January 05, 2012, 05:37:16 PM »
at least he will make some new friends like....
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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #55 on: January 05, 2012, 05:38:01 PM »
Maybe Baldy gave his details on the census ...... ;D
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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #56 on: January 05, 2012, 05:39:02 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2012, 05:35:58 PM
At least in Cyprus the water will be warm.


Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2012, 05:35:58 PM
At least in Cyprus the water will be warm.



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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2012, 05:46:53 PM »
God help his...



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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #58 on: January 05, 2012, 06:01:56 PM »


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Re: BM gets arrested
« Reply #59 on: January 05, 2012, 06:06:27 PM »
He's not back yet........... scared2:
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