Miss D is going to die soon

[Nick]

I just spoke to her and offered medical advice.

I doubt she will last the weekend 

Can we organise a suitable floral tribute. A flowery axe perchance?

[Miss Demeanour]

I will go quietly like , I wouldn't want to make a fuss like , especially when others here have achooool man flu 

[Nick]

I am organising a whip round for a coffin. BM is supplying unlimited voddy for the wake

Yay

[Barman]

I just spoke to her and offered medical advice.

I doubt she will last the weekend 

I suspect these two sentences are not unrelated.... 

[Miss Demeanour]

He made me larf , which was not good for my condition 

[Nick]

I offered to give her a good rub, which is when she choked 

I have high hopes for Tipsy tomorrow 

[Just One More]

I will go quietly like , I wouldn't want to make a fuss like , especially when others here have achooool man flu 

Recognition     Official recognition     

[Nick]

But she has man flu too, so she understands like 

If she lives, of course 

[Darwins Selection]

I will go quietly like , I wouldn't want to make a fuss like , especially when others here have achooool man flu 

We will all be devastated.
 


Have you promised your iphone thingy to anyone yet?

[Nick]

She has left The Brat to Growler who will bring her up by paw 

[Pirate]

I am organising a whip round for a coffin. BM is supplying unlimited voddy for the wake

Yay

A whip around and a piss up eh...she sounds normal to me

[Miss Demeanour]

Still dying 

[The Moan Ranger]

If it's of any consolation, Miss D, it soon passes.



But a week later it comes back with a vengeance...

[apc2010]

I offered to give her a good rub, which is when she choked 

I have high hopes for Tipsy tomorrow 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I am feeling betterer now .....bit snivelly still and with a sore nose but back on track