Miss D is going to die soon

[Nick]

Send Tipsy, with vaseline, and Lycra. I will wait up.................

[The Moan Ranger]

I am full of snot all of a sudden with some hacking coff

Only a rub from Tipsy can save my life 

Poor Nick     I liked him     ............sort of

Me too. I only met him the once and we shared a few pints of Young's in  pub in Wandsworth. In those 2 and a half hours he convinced me that he was quite, quite endearingly bonkers. R.I.P. Nick, I'll wave a white flag for you 

[Just One More]

Another restless night, another snot-filled morning, another day of feeling as weak as a kitten, another day of working from the settee 

[Miss Demeanour]

Poor you ,  we shall look after you. I've put a little bell next to the sofa, if you have enough strength just give it a little tinkle.

[Just One More]

When I have the strength, I shall use the en-suite for me little tinkle like

Rab C. Nesbitt. Broke. Series 10 Episode 1 Part 1

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were.  I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary.  The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!

[Just One More]

"We're gonna need a bigger tub"

[Barman]

There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were.  I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary.  The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!

I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... 

Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....

There is munny in this, I just know it like.... 

[Snoopy]

There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were.  I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary.  The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!

I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... 

Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....

There is munny in this, I just know it like.... 

Useful for tanning leather ~ goat skins perhaps.

[Barman]

There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were.  I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary.  The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!

I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... 

Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....

There is munny in this, I just know it like.... 

Useful for tanning leather ~ goat skins perhaps.

 

[Snoopy]

There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were.  I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary.  The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!

I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... 

Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....

There is munny in this, I just know it like.... 

Useful for tanning leather ~ goat skins perhaps.

 

In days of yore they also used dog turds in the tanning mix ...... p'raps cat shit might work just as well.

Several birds with but one stone here methinks.

[Barman]

There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were.  I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary.  The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!

I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... 

Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....

There is munny in this, I just know it like.... 

Useful for tanning leather ~ goat skins perhaps.

 

In days of yore they also used dog turds in the tanning mix ...... p'raps cat shit might work just as well.

Several birds with but one stone here methinks.

Loadsamunny! 

[Miss Demeanour]

OMG ...I am indeed deaded. 16k run at the gym. My all time PB but my legs may never work again !

[Barman]

OMG ...I am indeed deaded. 16k run at the gym. My all time PB but my legs may never work again !

[Darwins Selection]

My all time PB but my legs may never work again !

Use them wisely and you may never need to work again.