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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #45 on: January 29, 2012, 12:59:24 PM »
My all time PB but my legs may never work again !

Use them wisely and you may never need to work again.

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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #46 on: January 29, 2012, 01:06:01 PM »
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #47 on: January 29, 2012, 01:22:37 PM »
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2012, 01:20:31 PM »
There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were.  I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary.  The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!

I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine....  rubschin:

Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....

There is munny in this, I just know it like....  :thumbsup:

We use ours on the compost heap. angel1

There was a fad for drinking it, not mine obviously rather your own, which is mine I suppose if I am the one having a pee.  I never fancied it, even knowing that at the point (or not in laydee cases) it leaves the body it is sterile. noooo:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2012, 01:22:16 PM »
There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were.  I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary.  The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!

I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine....  rubschin:

Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....

There is munny in this, I just know it like....  :thumbsup:

We use ours on the compost heap. angel1

There was a fad for drinking it, not mine obviously rather your own, which is mine I suppose if I am the one having a pee.  I never fancied it, even knowing that at the point (or not in laydee cases) it leaves the body it is sterile. noooo:

I used to pee on the lemon tree... It was elementary really....
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #50 on: January 30, 2012, 01:24:37 PM »
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #51 on: February 05, 2012, 03:33:25 PM »
Just ran 20k ( or 12 and a half miles in old money ) . Took 2 hours and 5 minutes .

I am shattered now though but very pleased with myself  Party001:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #52 on: February 05, 2012, 03:36:32 PM »
Do you need your thighs rubbing?
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2012, 03:37:16 PM »
No - I need hoooooge amounts of food  cloud9:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #54 on: February 05, 2012, 03:38:03 PM »
I have unguents and wabbit pie  angel1
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #55 on: February 05, 2012, 03:39:15 PM »
Don't want wabbit pie.

Making a hooooge ciabatta , with Philadelphia, Milano Salami, tomatoes and a bit of fresh basil  :thumbsup:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #56 on: February 05, 2012, 03:43:54 PM »
Don't want wabbit pie.

Making a hooooge ciabatta , with Philadelphia, Milano Salami, tomatoes and a bit of fresh basil  :thumbsup:

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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #57 on: February 05, 2012, 03:49:14 PM »
Don't care  sparkle:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #58 on: February 05, 2012, 04:01:23 PM »
Don't want wabbit pie.

Making a hooooge ciabatta , with Philadelphia, Milano Salami, tomatoes and a bit of fresh basil  :thumbsup:

So, this running about gives you a strong desire for Salami and cream cheese?  rubschin:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #59 on: February 05, 2012, 04:03:50 PM »
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