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Offline apc2010

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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #90 on: February 19, 2012, 01:44:21 PM »
Well done.............. :thumbsup:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #91 on: February 19, 2012, 02:11:53 PM »
Bravo my girl, you are allowed a deep bubble bath with scented candles, a large slab of chocolate and intravenous vodka.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #92 on: February 19, 2012, 03:53:09 PM »
Thank you everybody. On my way home to follow DS's words of wisdom  :thumbsup:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #93 on: February 19, 2012, 05:02:52 PM »
Oh , when we were waiting to start I had the piggin misfortune to be stuck next to Katie Price.  sick2:

She only had some blokey with her filming for her presumably for her reality TV shite show. Feckin filming for ages  evil: . She had some bloke with her and I would have never known who he was except he had COACH emblazoned across his back  ::)

She had make up trowelled on by the muck spreader - really was inches thick and she just looked so skank  noooo:

I beat her though ...and without a coach  whistle:

This was her posing with her pink range rover

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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #94 on: February 19, 2012, 05:05:51 PM »
SHall we see you on the telly in your rubberwear like?
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #95 on: February 19, 2012, 10:09:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 19, 2012, 05:02:52 PM
Oh , when we were waiting to start I had the piggin misfortune to be stuck next to Katie Price.  sick2:

She only had some blokey with her filming for her presumably for her reality TV shite show. Feckin filming for ages  evil: . She had some bloke with her and I would have never known who he was except he had COACH emblazoned across his back  ::)

She had make up trowelled on by the muck spreader - really was inches thick and she just looked so skank  noooo:

I beat her though ...and without a coach  whistle:

This was her posing with her pink range rover



Reminds me of this 


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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #96 on: February 20, 2012, 05:56:52 PM »
Just got this message  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Race Organisers of the Brighton Half Marathon have acknowledged today (Monday 20th February) that due to human error the course was extended
to a total distance of 13.42 miles.

The Race Organisers have confirmed that ‘The Brighton Half Marathon is a UKA licensed course measuring exactly 13.1 miles, we have however received feedback from various runners that the total distance measured on their training devices showed a distance of over 13.1 miles. We can now confirm after investigation that the total distance covered by each runner in the Brighton Half Marathon on 19 February 2012 was 13.42 miles. This has been investigated and is human error due to a misplaced turnaround between mile 4 and 5.’

The Race Director said: ‘We take full responsibility for this human error and would like to issue our most sincere apologies to all the runners who experienced disappointment over this. We have taken all feedback into account, we will be implementing some new additional measures ready for the 2013
race to prevent this from happening again.’
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #97 on: February 20, 2012, 05:58:06 PM »
What mongs!!!!! SUe them!!!
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #98 on: February 20, 2012, 05:59:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 20, 2012, 05:56:52 PM
Just got this message  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Race Organisers of the Brighton Half Marathon have acknowledged today (Monday 20th February) that due to human error the course was extended
to a total distance of 13.42 miles.

The Race Organisers have confirmed that ‘The Brighton Half Marathon is a UKA licensed course measuring exactly 13.1 miles, we have however received feedback from various runners that the total distance measured on their training devices showed a distance of over 13.1 miles. We can now confirm after investigation that the total distance covered by each runner in the Brighton Half Marathon on 19 February 2012 was 13.42 miles. This has been investigated and is human error due to a misplaced turnaround between mile 4 and 5.’

The Race Director said: ‘We take full responsibility for this human error and would like to issue our most sincere apologies to all the runners who experienced disappointment over this. We have taken all feedback into account, we will be implementing some new additional measures ready for the 2013
race to prevent this from happening again.’


Sue em.......... :thumbsup:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #99 on: February 20, 2012, 05:59:50 PM »
Just got my time - 2 hours 20 mins  :thumbsup:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #100 on: February 20, 2012, 06:03:45 PM »
Being Brighton it was all run by  2gayers:

I bet they are all  2gayers: now  ::)
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #101 on: February 20, 2012, 06:36:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 20, 2012, 05:56:52 PM
Just got this message  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Race Organisers of the Brighton Half Marathon have acknowledged today (Monday 20th February) that due to human error the course was extended
to a total distance of 13.42 miles.

The Race Organisers have confirmed that ‘The Brighton Half Marathon is a UKA licensed course measuring exactly 13.1 miles, we have however received feedback from various runners that the total distance measured on their training devices showed a distance of over 13.1 miles. We can now confirm after investigation that the total distance covered by each runner in the Brighton Half Marathon on 19 February 2012 was 13.42 miles. This has been investigated and is human error due to a misplaced turnaround between mile 4 and 5.’

The Race Director said: ‘We take full responsibility for this human error and would like to issue our most sincere apologies to all the runners who experienced disappointment over this. We have taken all feedback into account, we will be implementing some new additional measures ready for the 2013
race to prevent this from happening again.’

Obviously measured with a contractor's measuring wheel and not a client's measuring wheel  noooo:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #102 on: February 20, 2012, 06:40:48 PM »
You'd think though that someone would check wouldn't ya  noooo:

Can you imagine all those competitive athletes with their whizzy bang devices when they were clocking up 13.1, 13.2, 13.3 and then 13.4 miles and all their personal bests going out the window .

I bet there was lots of aggro in the office today  happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #103 on: February 20, 2012, 06:40:49 PM »
I agree  :thumbsup:
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Re: Miss D is going to die soon
« Reply #104 on: February 21, 2012, 03:39:06 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 20, 2012, 06:36:19 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 20, 2012, 05:56:52 PM
Just got this message  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Race Organisers of the Brighton Half Marathon have acknowledged today (Monday 20th February) that due to human error the course was extended
to a total distance of 13.42 miles.

The Race Organisers have confirmed that ‘The Brighton Half Marathon is a UKA licensed course measuring exactly 13.1 miles, we have however received feedback from various runners that the total distance measured on their training devices showed a distance of over 13.1 miles. We can now confirm after investigation that the total distance covered by each runner in the Brighton Half Marathon on 19 February 2012 was 13.42 miles. This has been investigated and is human error due to a misplaced turnaround between mile 4 and 5.’

The Race Director said: ‘We take full responsibility for this human error and would like to issue our most sincere apologies to all the runners who experienced disappointment over this. We have taken all feedback into account, we will be implementing some new additional measures ready for the 2013
race to prevent this from happening again.’

Obviously measured with a contractor's measuring wheel and not a client's measuring wheel  noooo:

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