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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2012, 07:23:44 PM »
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Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
Bless him !! MY ARSE, THEFT IS THEFT. Anybody else would have got a fine, community service or prison and rightly so. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2012, 07:24:24 PM »
I like cheese cloud9:
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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2012, 07:26:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
Bless him !! MY ARSE, THEFT IS THEFT. Anybody else would have got a fine, community service or prison and rightly so. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2012, 07:27:05 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 07:26:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
Bless him !! MY ARSE, THEFT IS THEFT. Anybody else would have got a fine, community service or prison and rightly so. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Hang him!  eveilgrin:
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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2012, 07:35:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:27:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 07:26:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
Bless him !! MY ARSE, THEFT IS THEFT. Anybody else would have got a fine, community service or prison and rightly so. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Wot they said^^^^

Hang him!  eveilgrin:
wot e said ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :thumbsup:
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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2012, 07:37:20 PM »
Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:35:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:27:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 07:26:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
Bless him !! MY ARSE, THEFT IS THEFT. Anybody else would have got a fine, community service or prison and rightly so. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Wot they said^^^^

Hang him!  eveilgrin:
wot e said ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :thumbsup:

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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2012, 07:45:10 PM »
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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2012, 09:10:50 PM »
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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2012, 07:06:04 AM »
I just like people who liberate.  cloud9:
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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2012, 08:30:11 AM »
Worral Thompson is no thief

It was just emmental block.
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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2012, 08:31:21 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 10, 2012, 08:30:11 AM
Worral Thompson is no thief

It was just emmental block.

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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2012, 08:53:58 AM »
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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2012, 08:55:13 AM »
Chef Anthony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting milk, yeast and flour from his local Tesco. He’s clearly run out of dough.

I went to see Ready, Steady, Cook the other day. It was fantastic. Antony Worrall Thompson absolutely stole the show.

The Anthony Worrall Thompson diet, cheese and wine …..followed by porridge.

Asked how he feels about stealing a packet of cheese, Antony Worrall Thompson admits it wasn’t very mature – but he stole it anyway

“Morning Sergeant”. ”Morning Constable”. ”What have you got for me today”. ” We have Anthony Worrell Thompson in possession of stolen cheese”. ”Right then lets grill him”
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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2012, 09:05:08 AM »
Why did the chicken cross the road…? Because it was in Anthony Worral Thompson's pocket…
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Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2012, 02:45:11 PM »
They're all at it - I just saw Nigella Lawson running out of Waitrose with two large melons under her coat  whistle:
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