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Offline Just One More

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Are We Getting Our 100%?
« on: January 14, 2012, 09:07:24 AM »
I wonder how many others are doing this

What sort of owner marches into one of his pubs on New Years Eve and shuts it down at 2030hr's   Wankah:  A great way to get publicity, obviously trained at the Gerald Ratner School of Salesmanship  ::)
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2012, 09:11:13 AM »
I have been thrown out of pubs in Sheffield for demanding a full pint  evil:
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2012, 09:15:53 AM »
And every one between there and Mobberley  ;)

I can hear you now, "I've been thrown out of better places than this"  smile:
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2012, 09:18:50 AM »
I did once ask the landlord who served me a pint with a full inch head on it to place it on a shelf for 10 minutes and see how much beer I actually got.
Sure enough once settled it was far short of the top of the glass. He claimed it was evaporation due to the heat.  ::)

He then asked me to leave  evil:
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2012, 09:52:00 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 14, 2012, 09:07:24 AM
I wonder how many others are doing this

What sort of owner marches into one of his pubs on New Years Eve and shuts it down at 2030hr's   Wankah:  A great way to get publicity, obviously trained at the Gerald Ratner School of Salesmanship  ::)

Bizarre!  noooo:
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2012, 09:53:04 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2012, 09:52:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 14, 2012, 09:07:24 AM
I wonder how many others are doing this

What sort of owner marches into one of his pubs on New Years Eve and shuts it down at 2030hr's   Wankah:  A great way to get publicity, obviously trained at the Gerald Ratner School of Salesmanship  ::)

Bizarre!  noooo:

Easier to top up the ale from the water tap eh?  ;)
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2012, 10:00:09 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 14, 2012, 09:53:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2012, 09:52:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 14, 2012, 09:07:24 AM
I wonder how many others are doing this

What sort of owner marches into one of his pubs on New Years Eve and shuts it down at 2030hr's   Wankah:  A great way to get publicity, obviously trained at the Gerald Ratner School of Salesmanship  ::)

Bizarre!  noooo:

Easier to top up the ale from the water tap eh?  ;)

Quite so...  redface:
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2012, 02:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 14, 2012, 09:18:50 AM
I did once ask the landlord who served me a pint with a full inch head on it to place it on a shelf for 10 minutes and see how much beer I actually got.
Sure enough once settled it was far short of the top of the glass. He claimed it was evaporation due to the heat.  ::)

He then asked me to leave  evil:


You should have said "can you fit a whiskey in there please " he will always say yes....then you reply "well fill the bastard up ".........Simples......... :thumbsup:
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2012, 04:10:46 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 14, 2012, 02:29:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 14, 2012, 09:18:50 AM
I did once ask the landlord who served me a pint with a full inch head on it to place it on a shelf for 10 minutes and see how much beer I actually got.
Sure enough once settled it was far short of the top of the glass. He claimed it was evaporation due to the heat.  ::)

He then asked me to leave  evil:


You should have said "can you fit a whiskey in there please " he will always say yes....then you reply "well fill the bastard up ".........Simples......... :thumbsup:

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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2012, 08:38:29 PM »
Well, I'm all in favour of a bit of head. Where's the harm in that? whistle:
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2012, 08:41:53 PM »
Mr Thread? Meet Miss Demeanor  noooo:
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2012, 08:55:26 PM »
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2012, 08:59:33 PM »
 eeek:

Do you want my address?
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2012, 09:02:12 PM »
I have it ...remember  lol:
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Re: Are We Getting Our 100%?
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2012, 10:00:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 14, 2012, 08:59:33 PM
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Do you want my address?
What are you doing in address ?   Gayer:
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