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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2012, 06:25:05 AM »
Can she do pole dancing? If not, I know LL is up for it  :thumbsup:


Going to open a lap-dancing club in March .......Miss T is finding girls now .....I bet then Baldy and BM come and spend some money with me........ rubschin:

We'd be testers like!  :thumbsup:

Quality control sort of thing....  whistle:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2012, 06:31:19 AM »
Nick's "working all night" doesn't appear to have got off to an industrious start  noooo:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2012, 06:33:26 AM »
It was the hallucinagenic effects of the stripper scented candles that did it .
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2012, 06:44:54 AM »
I wonder if he dipped his wick before going to sleep  whistle:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2012, 05:31:13 PM »
Early doors tonight. Miss T, LL and Tipsy on the poles. Vodka jelly eating competition (my money is on Miss D  :thumbsup:) and apc as quizmaster.

What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2012, 05:33:33 PM »
Early doors tonight. Miss T, LL and Tipsy on the poles. Vodka jelly eating competition (my money is on Miss D  :thumbsup:) and apc as quizmaster.

What can possibly go wrong?

Wot about me like...?  sad24:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2012, 05:35:08 PM »
Put a DJ on and stand outside. Bouncer., like
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2012, 05:36:43 PM »
Put a DJ on and stand outside. Bouncer., like

Can I take me shotgun wiv me...?  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2012, 05:46:55 PM »
NO, we don't want you shooting yerself like
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2012, 06:05:14 PM »
Early doors tonight. Miss T, LL and Tipsy on the poles. Vodka jelly eating competition (my money is on Miss D  :thumbsup:) and apc as quizmaster.

What can possibly go wrong?

Thought Miss D was on the wagon like.......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2012, 06:10:52 PM »
Yep - real test of conviction tomorrow night though ?  scared2:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2012, 06:11:52 PM »
Yep - real test of conviction tomorrow night though ?  scared2:

Blind date........... rubschin:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2012, 06:12:13 PM »
Girls night  lol:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2012, 06:14:24 PM »
Oh good grief  noooo:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2012, 08:04:27 PM »
Free beer!  :thumbsup:









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