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Offline boogs

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #390 on: April 18, 2013, 10:28:44 PM »
Shocked:

Evening Steve are you having one ..... :thumbsup:



Oh yes please

I am all sober like having been driver earlier, maybe I'll have a couple or three

Fill yer boot's   ... :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #391 on: April 18, 2013, 10:31:39 PM »
Much ta

So who's going to be guest celeb compere in the club?   How about Amanda Holden
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #392 on: April 18, 2013, 10:33:49 PM »
Much ta

So who's going to be guest celeb compere in the club?   How about Amanda Holden

Just coz you are sober...Don't start.  noooo:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #393 on: April 18, 2013, 10:34:47 PM »
 lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?   
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #394 on: April 18, 2013, 10:39:45 PM »
lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?


We are organising and hosting a big charity ball in NOvember and have Stavros Flately headlining.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #395 on: April 18, 2013, 10:41:08 PM »
lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......



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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #396 on: April 18, 2013, 10:41:31 PM »
lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?


We are organising and hosting a big charity ball in NOvember and have Stavros Flately headlining.  :thumbsup:

I am werking that day.

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #397 on: April 18, 2013, 10:43:12 PM »
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......



 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?



Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #398 on: April 18, 2013, 10:47:21 PM »
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......



 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?

He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #399 on: April 18, 2013, 10:49:34 PM »
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......



 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?

He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Surely if it can bend then it is no good?

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #400 on: April 18, 2013, 10:51:52 PM »
Papers are saying he missed his wife's birthday  noooo:

He hasn't told many jokes so far has he.  Spose we have to read them off his overdone tats
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #401 on: April 18, 2013, 10:54:51 PM »
Papers are saying he missed his wife's birthday  noooo:

He hasn't told many jokes so far has he.  Spose we have to read them off his overdone tats

Possibly spent the night in Miss D's Loos?  whistle:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #402 on: April 18, 2013, 10:56:39 PM »
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......



 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?

He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Surely if it can bend then it is no good?

Depends ... eyes: eyes:
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #403 on: April 18, 2013, 10:58:12 PM »
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......



 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?

He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Surely if it can bend then it is no good?

Depends ... eyes: eyes:


Yup  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #404 on: April 18, 2013, 11:00:02 PM »
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......



 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?

He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Surely if it can bend then it is no good?

Depends ... eyes: eyes:


Yup  :thumbsup:

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