The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread

[apc2010]

Time to slow it down a bit me thinks anyone dancing....


Help me make it trought the night - Kris Kristofferson

You asking.......

[Baldy]

Yeah as if that ever stopped us

Have a round on me to celebrate 700 posts today

Oh the bar is open .........    make mine a large one.........

I wish I could. 

Poor gerly.

[boogs]

Time to slow it down a bit me thinks anyone dancing....


Help me make it trought the night - Kris Kristofferson

You asking.......

Then I'm dancing     

[apc2010]

Time to slow it down a bit me thinks anyone dancing....


Help me make it trought the night - Kris Kristofferson

You asking.......

Then I'm dancing     

 

[Steve]

I shall slink out the door back to me park bench then

[apc2010]

I shall slink out the door back to me park bench then

That's Baldy's bed ..........

[Steve]

thought it hummed a bit

have to be aisle 23 at the 24 hour Tescos then

[boogs]

I shall slink out the door back to me park bench then

You can stay and watch 

You can have the next one but you may be in trouble if Mrs K spotted us...

[boogs]

thought it hummed a bit

have to be aisle 23 at the 24 hour Tescos then

Has Mrs K kicked you out with you being grumpy earlier 

Miss C may have a spare bed in her van if not in use .. otherwise DS must have a cosy hay barn .. better than Tesco's 

[Just One More]

Yeah as if that ever stopped us

Have a round on me to celebrate 700 posts today

    

[Just One More]

Evening all, doors open. We have been closed due to refurbishment. First drink on the house. 

Boys, please pee IN the new urinals.

   Bailey's with ice please Misty fancy something creamy ....

  I'm not saying a word. 

One Irish cream on the rocks honey. Been a while since we were open, the dj is taking requests but as its early gonna kick off with this little number.......

Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines ft. T.I., Pharrell

 

[Steve]

thought it hummed a bit

have to be aisle 23 at the 24 hour Tescos then

Has Mrs K kicked you out with you being grumpy earlier 

Miss C may have a spare bed in her van if not in use .. otherwise DS must have a cosy hay barn .. better than Tesco's 

Useful tips for the future 

Somehow I managed to wake up in the right bed with CWMBO shouting that she had to have her breakfast.  Luckily managed to feign sleep long enough for Mrs K to blink first

[boogs]

thought it hummed a bit

have to be aisle 23 at the 24 hour Tescos then

Has Mrs K kicked you out with you being grumpy earlier 

Miss C may have a spare bed in her van if not in use .. otherwise DS must have a cosy hay barn .. better than Tesco's 

Useful tips for the future 

Somehow I managed to wake up in the right bed with CWMBO shouting that she had to have her breakfast.  Luckily managed to feign sleep long enough for Mrs K to blink first

We need a Bickering B&B for such occasions ....  Must speak to Miss C as we may need permission if it is over so many letting rooms 3 I think...

 

[Steve]

it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.

[Barman]

it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.