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Offline Baldy

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #645 on: March 06, 2014, 09:37:10 PM »
Get the beers in Foggy.  Thumbs: Thumbs:


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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #646 on: April 12, 2014, 09:31:57 PM »
Will the Crack have to close due to nobody using it...... rubschin:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #647 on: April 12, 2014, 09:34:39 PM »
I heard the innuendo police had shut it down
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #648 on: April 13, 2014, 10:58:31 AM »
Will the Crack have to close due to nobody using it...... rubschin:
 
Nooo    please     noooo:

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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #649 on: April 13, 2014, 12:51:55 PM »
Some promotions required  Thumbs:

Slogan competition!

"Come again to the Crack in the Bottom"

"The Crack in the Bottom, there's piles to do!"

"Look up the Crack in the Bottom, there's scope for it!"

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #650 on: April 13, 2014, 01:11:33 PM »
Some promotions required  Thumbs:

Slogan competition!

"Come again to the Crack in the Bottom"

"The Crack in the Bottom, there's piles to do!"

"Look up the Crack in the Bottom, there's scope for it!"

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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #651 on: April 14, 2014, 08:45:56 AM »
Some promotions required  Thumbs:

Slogan competition!

"Come again to the Crack in the Bottom"

"The Crack in the Bottom, there's piles to do!"

"Look up the Crack in the Bottom, there's scope for it!"

 lol: lol:

"Cyprus resident, or just passing through? The Crack in the Bottom is where everyone goes."
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #652 on: June 14, 2014, 05:27:30 PM »
Shall we open it for after the England match..... rubschin:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #653 on: June 14, 2014, 06:03:23 PM »
Shall we open it for after the England match..... rubschin:
or even during

have to have a drink for each booking, double for a red card?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #654 on: June 14, 2014, 06:07:25 PM »
Shall we open it for after the England match..... rubschin:
or even during

have to have a drink for each booking, double for a red card?

On BM's tab.... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #655 on: June 14, 2014, 09:50:49 PM »
Shall we open it for after the England match..... rubschin:
or even during

have to have a drink for each booking, double for a red card?

On BM's tab.... Thumbs:
A triple JD and Coke for me then
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #656 on: June 15, 2014, 09:59:34 AM »
Surely we should be on shots then  lol:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #657 on: December 07, 2014, 05:24:42 PM »
Better dust down the bottles for Xmas....... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #658 on: December 07, 2014, 05:25:26 PM »
Better dust down the bottles for Xmas....... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #659 on: December 07, 2014, 05:27:04 PM »
I bought my annual bottle of Port earlier  cloud9:
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