Anyone else a Virgin?

[Snoopy]

You are forgetting the golden rule of IT, use the star trek method when you explain how long a task will take.

Warp Factor 5 does not apply only to the amount of slap you need in the mornings.

[Just One More]

The phrase "bullshit baffles brains" springs to mind 

[Grumpmeister]

You are forgetting the golden rule of IT, use the star trek method when you explain how long a task will take.

Warp Factor 5 does not apply only to the amount of slap you need in the mornings.

One of the first things I was taught when I started doing IT/dialler work, the IT manager was a trekkie and told us he nicked it from the first film. Multiply the actual amount of time needed to do whatever task you were given 3 or 4 times and add on an extra half our. 9 times out of 10 the person giving us the task would tell us that was too long and told us to get it done in half the time. We get it done even faster and hey presto we are miracle workers. As long as we didn't do it too often it worked a treat. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Meanwhile Ray from BT has come and fiddled with my boxes

[Snoopy]

Meanwhile Ray from BT has come and fiddled with my boxes

And are you satisfied now? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh noes Snoops ...speed isn't everything you know 

[Barman]

Meanwhile Ray from BT has come and fiddled with my boxes

[Nick]

My new hub thingy has arrived 

[Miss Demeanour]

And when does your man ( or wumman ) arrive to fix it all ?

Took about 45 minutes. Decided not to tinker with my extension in the bedroom 

And he helped me put my wall unit back ( which is where the plug is located behind)

[Nick]

Monday. They say it may take three hours