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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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The all new advert of the thread competition
« on: January 18, 2012, 05:17:19 PM »
OK, here's how it goes:

You must have spotted the ads at the bottom of the page (the revenue from which is keeping BM in clover!)?

Have you noticed how they are linked to some key word or other in the thread?

Well, they are.

Object of the competition is to generate the weirdest advert from words placed in the thread - for example: were I to suggest that we indulge in a quick round of Hazard Golf, we'd probably have some golf-themed ads.

Snoopy has the dubious distinction of being the final arbiter in this one.

Away the lads! :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2012, 05:19:29 PM »
Hippo porn. Fat arsed women sledging. False legs
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2012, 05:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 18, 2012, 05:17:19 PM
OK, here's how it goes:

You must have spotted the ads at the bottom of the page (the revenue from which is keeping BM in clover!)?

Have you noticed how they are linked to some key word or other in the thread?

Well, they are.

Object of the competition is to generate the weirdest advert from words placed in the thread - for example: were I to suggest that we indulge in a quick round of Hazard Golf, we'd probably have some golf-themed ads.

Snoopy has the dubious distinction of being the final arbiter in this one.

Away the lads! :thumbsup:

So how did your post bring up HDMI cables and dog food?
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2012, 05:21:30 PM »
If I post you get Origin of Species book adverts.
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2012, 05:22:16 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2012, 05:23:24 PM »
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2012, 05:24:40 PM »
I get

 On the Origin of Species By Means of...
Public Domain Book...
 
New
 On the Origin of Species
Charles Darwin
 
New £3.27
 
Best £0.55
 
 
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2012, 05:28:43 PM »
lets try this bugger then....
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2012, 05:30:30 PM »
 happy002 happy002 happy002 Brilliant!!!! I put "bugger" and it came up with padlocks and Jane Fonda!
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2012, 05:30:49 PM »
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2012, 05:31:44 PM »
What Do Springs Do? David Glover New £11.49 Best £8.47
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2012, 05:32:47 PM »
Nasty bloody shins
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2012, 05:34:10 PM »
 :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2012, 05:38:02 PM »
horrific skiing accidents....
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2012, 05:55:50 PM »
All IT stuff...  rubschin:
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