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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2012, 05:56:13 PM »
All right I'll have a shot..  scared2:
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2012, 05:57:26 PM »
A dehumidifier, a halogen convection oven and a flexi light.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2012, 06:11:15 PM »
It really is a mystery to me, I have "The Mansion of Mazes",  "Conspiracy" (DVD) and "Ipcress File" (VHS)  rubschin:
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2012, 06:11:53 PM »
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2012, 07:09:58 PM »
This is turning into some sort of surreal Mornington Crescent game!

In which case, Albert Square
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2012, 07:18:15 PM »
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2012, 07:19:34 PM »
Ambitious rhyming slang?
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2012, 08:19:33 PM »
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2012, 08:23:11 PM »
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2012, 09:09:39 PM »
All right I'll have a shot..  scared2:

Good job you didn't say shit instead of shot...Oh, bollocks

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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2012, 10:52:04 PM »
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2012, 09:22:34 AM »
I'm now being offered home made bread recipes.  eeek: noooo: shocked003
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2012, 09:26:20 AM »
Ok I too will have a go.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2012, 09:28:05 AM »
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Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2012, 09:28:13 AM »
BRITA MAXTRA Water Filter Cartridge ...
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Philips Imageo LED Rechargeable Candle
Philips

Nescafé Dolce Gusto Chococino 16 Cap...

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