Delivery Tales

[Nick]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

What!  Now what have I missed.  Doesn't everyone belt him on arrival?

[Nick]

You can spank me anytime sweety

Obviously, I will not enjoy it 

[Darwins Selection]

What!  Now what have I missed.  Doesn't everyone belt him on arrival?

There is usually a queue.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

If they did I would have tho 

 

Another £5.51 this month! 

Who ordered the armchair I wonder....? 

I am guilty of books, cooking 'stuff' and a DVD.

All related to that semen link you posted 

   Last night I seem to have done a Nick with bees wax.  2lbs of it will be arriving within the next day or so.

[Barman]

If they did I would have tho 

 

Another £5.51 this month! 

Who ordered the armchair I wonder....? 

I am guilty of books, cooking 'stuff' and a DVD.

All related to that semen link you posted 

   Last night I seem to have done a Nick with bees wax.  2lbs of it will be arriving within the next day or so.

Through the Amazon link? 

[Snoopy]

If they did I would have tho 

 

Another £5.51 this month! 

Who ordered the armchair I wonder....? 

I am guilty of books, cooking 'stuff' and a DVD.

All related to that semen link you posted 

   Last night I seem to have done a Nick with bees wax.  2lbs of it will be arriving within the next day or so.

Oooooo you can do all sorts of good things with beeswax ~ candles hand made from it sell well at craft shows.

I know a good man who will wholesale you essential oils and fragrances to mix with it and also another who is an excellent supplier of lavender oils (both for scent and cooking purposes)

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Most excellent news.  Could you PM me details please Snoops.

I am awaiting a delivery today from a company called Yodel.  I would advise anyone on here who uses courier services to steer well clear. I am almost incandescent with rage at the moment.  A more incompetent bunch of nincompoops would be hard to find.  This lot of nincompoops are extremely hard to find. Their website is shite, there is supposed to be a tracking service, it does not work.  Phone number is premium rate and automated.

I am going to go and sit in the corner quietly and tear my hair out take a few deep breaths.

On a completely different note, thanks for the shivering emocion thingy and is it just my computer that is running very very slowly or is it the site?

[Barman]

Most excellent news.  Could you PM me details please Snoops.

I am awaiting a delivery today from a company called Yodel.  I would advise anyone on here who uses courier services to steer well clear. I am almost incandescent with rage at the moment.  A more incompetent bunch of nincompoops would be hard to find.  This lot of nincompoops are extremely hard to find. Their website is shite, there is supposed to be a tracking service, it does not work.  Phone number is premium rate and automated.

I am going to go and sit in the corner quietly and tear my hair out take a few deep breaths.

On a completely different note, thanks for the shivering emocion thingy and is it just my computer that is running very very slowly or is it the site?

I was just about to post that it is fine here.... but opening this page was very slow.... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Most excellent news.  Could you PM me details please Snoops.

I am awaiting a delivery today from a company called Yodel.  I would advise anyone on here who uses courier services to steer well clear. I am almost incandescent with rage at the moment.  A more incompetent bunch of nincompoops would be hard to find.  This lot of nincompoops are extremely hard to find. Their website is shite, there is supposed to be a tracking service, it does not work.  Phone number is premium rate and automated.

I am going to go and sit in the corner quietly and tear my hair out take a few deep breaths.

On a completely different note, thanks for the shivering emocion thingy and is it just my computer that is running very very slowly or is it the site?

Yodel are lying , incompetent eejits 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Indeed they are Miss D, I assume that you are speaking from experience rather than solidarity.   The wretched thing has now arrived, I am now going to go and be very rude to someone.  I may be gone for some time.