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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #60 on: February 07, 2012, 07:44:24 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 07, 2012, 06:47:29 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 07, 2012, 06:38:29 AM
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Look on the bright side. YOu may lose some weight  :thumbsup:

Well done that hound

Just over half a stone in a week! But there has to be an easier way.

I could lend you my bike  cloud9: but I don't think your paws will reach the pedals.  rubschin:

There will now be a long pause  redface:
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #61 on: February 07, 2012, 09:13:13 AM »
A bulletin from the Kennel Gates:

The sh!ts have returned!

Have spoken to hospital about today's appointment.

"What ward were you on?"

"Eight"

"Last Tuesday you say?"

"Yes"

"And you have stomach cramps, nausea etc?"

"Yes"

"Don't come in today!"

"Oh"

"Ward Eight is closed due to Norovirus and it sounds like you have it"

 eeek: "Oh!"

"Don't go to your GP ~ he won't thank you and there is nothing he can do, drink lots of water and wait for it to pass"

 eeek: eeek: "Oh! ......... I thought it was the effect of the chemo they gave me. They did say it caused these symptoms"

"Not for a week ~ anyway you were due to have another hour long chemo insertion today"

"I WAS?" eeek: eeek: eeek:

"Yes ~ in fact once a week for the next six weeks"

 shocked003 "Nobody told me that!"

"Well they should have done ..... ring me once you have been clear of the symptoms for 48 hours and we'll set up the appointments" ........... "BTW you should not have the Norovirus for more than 48 to 60 hours, when did it start?"

"Thursday but I was better on Sunday evening and yesterday I felt fine ... it started again last night"

"Ah ~ Sounds like you have reinfected yourself"

And so I now learn that it is (i) MY FAULT and (ii) That I have six weeks of chemo ahead of me"
Fvcking wonderful!!  Banghead Banghead Banghead



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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #62 on: February 07, 2012, 09:17:56 AM »
What a load of useless muppets noooo:
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #63 on: February 07, 2012, 09:21:20 AM »
Indeed! 

If I had a cat I would kick it ....... but there just isn't the same satisfaction in tipping a goldfish on the floor and watching it flap.
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #64 on: February 07, 2012, 12:33:27 PM »
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #65 on: February 07, 2012, 02:37:22 PM »
Oh dear...   happy100
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #66 on: February 07, 2012, 04:10:17 PM »
Hosp have clearly spoken to my GP ~ who called to say "I've done a prescription for imodium(sp?) for you. It's in reception together with a sample jar.......next time you visit the toilet get a stool sample and drop it back to us and I'll get it analysed"


 rubschin: So now my only problem is managing to catch liquid sh!t in a small tube.

Perhaps DS could offer guidance, he is used to handling slurry.





I know ~ Waaaaaaaay too much information.  redface: Sorry!
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #67 on: February 07, 2012, 04:12:07 PM »
Wanting to be a Doctor I can understand but to spend your day analysing such samples ~ who the fvck goes off to uni with that as a life plan?  sick2:
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #68 on: February 07, 2012, 04:13:19 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 07, 2012, 04:10:17 PM
Hosp have clearly spoken to my GP ~ who called to say "I've done a prescription for imodium(sp?) for you. It's in reception together with a sample jar.......next time you visit the toilet get a stool sample and drop it back to us and I'll get it analysed"


 rubschin: So now my only problem is managing to catch liquid sh!t in a small tube.

Perhaps DS could offer guidance, he is used to handling slurry.





I know ~ Waaaaaaaay too much information.  redface: Sorry!


Try Yahoo answers......... :thumbsup:
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #69 on: February 07, 2012, 04:15:13 PM »
Woodstock is werking all day until 9pm ~ she has left instructions that I am to cook the boys' supper ..... wearing latex gloves, a pack of which she has thoughtfully left next to the sink.  eeek: eeek:


Oh and she also said "Don't worry about me ~ I'll get something in the college canteen."   evil:
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #70 on: February 07, 2012, 04:19:22 PM »
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #71 on: February 07, 2012, 04:26:37 PM »
Minor is larfing fit to burst ~ he has just had a look at the sample tube and spotted that it comes complete with a little shovel ..... of the sort you use to eat those small tubs of ice cream they sell in cinemas.

Even I am beginning to see the funny side of this.  lol:



It's laugh or cry here at the moment.
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #72 on: February 07, 2012, 04:27:51 PM »
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #73 on: February 07, 2012, 04:28:38 PM »
 rubschin: rubschin:

I could sh!t on BM's floor, like the cats do ~ then scrape his foot into the tube.
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Re: Woodstock sends a Snoopygram
« Reply #74 on: February 07, 2012, 05:59:53 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 07, 2012, 04:28:38 PM
rubschin: rubschin:

I could sh!t on BM's floor, like the cats do ~ then scrape his foot into the tube.

Just what I was going to suggest.  :thumbsup:
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