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Bail conditions
« on: February 01, 2012, 07:58:14 PM »
Miss D off to the cinema. Brat calls Childline. SOcial Services turn up and find Brat expiring. Arrest warrant issued. Miss D now in a cell with no chocs or anyfink.

Whip round time?
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Re: Bail conditions
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2012, 08:01:57 PM »
Whip round and a piss up?
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Re: Bail conditions
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2012, 08:03:32 PM »
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Re: Bail conditions
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2012, 08:32:22 PM »
She is out.......... eeek:
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Re: Bail conditions
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2012, 09:27:15 PM »
Who is out?
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Re: Bail conditions
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2012, 09:28:44 PM »
I am out . :thumbsup:

I came home , attended to sick child . Dosed her up on medication , put her to sleep then went out to flicks  :thumbsup:
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Re: Bail conditions
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2012, 09:29:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on February 01, 2012, 09:28:44 PM
I am out . :thumbsup:

I came home , attended to sick child . Dosed her up on medication , put her to sleep then went out to flicks  :thumbsup:
eeek:

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Re: Bail conditions
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2012, 09:30:50 PM »
Good god man, NO !!! I'm not that generous  noooo:
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Re: Bail conditions
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2012, 09:31:46 PM »
I am sure she will be her usual self in the morning scared2:
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Re: Bail conditions
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2012, 06:54:59 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on February 01, 2012, 09:28:44 PM
I am out . :thumbsup:

I came home , attended to sick child . Dosed her up on medication , put her to sleep then went out to flicks  :thumbsup:

Another pub confession!  eeek:
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Re: Bail conditions
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2012, 09:39:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 02, 2012, 06:54:59 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on February 01, 2012, 09:28:44 PM
I am out . :thumbsup:

I came home , attended to sick child . Dosed her up on medication , put her to sleep then went out to flicks  :thumbsup:

Another pub confession!  eeek:

EAW doubtless to follow!        noooo:
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