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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2012, 12:48:04 PM »
OK then, we just have to persuade them to change their minds on boys names, simples.

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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2012, 12:49:10 PM »
His friends will call him Ninny for short, like  :thumbsup:
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2012, 12:52:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 03, 2012, 12:49:10 PM
His friends will call him Ninny for short, like  :thumbsup:

That is a certainty.  noooo:
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #33 on: February 03, 2012, 01:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2012, 12:48:04 PM
OK then, we just have to persuade them to change their minds on boys names, simples.

Tarquin.

Harry surely  rubschin:

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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2012, 01:02:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on February 03, 2012, 01:01:12 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2012, 12:48:04 PM
OK then, we just have to persuade them to change their minds on boys names, simples.

Tarquin.

Harry surely  rubschin:

Can they tell the hair colour from scans these days as well?

Amazing.  eeek:
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #35 on: February 03, 2012, 03:09:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 03, 2012, 12:49:10 PM
His friends will call him Ninny for short, like  :thumbsup:

Prospective parents can be so selfish and never seem to think things through.

I am thrilled for Wenchy but Ninian? That's a football ground (Cardiff City ~ Mr Wenches' second home) or at least it was until they moved to a new ground a couple of years ago. It is also an area of Cardiff. The kid will hate it in later years and will never forgive them.
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #36 on: February 03, 2012, 03:22:46 PM »
Could be worse... the could call the poor thing Nick... noooo:
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #37 on: February 03, 2012, 03:27:01 PM »
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2012, 10:56:38 AM »
Ninian isn't the real name! Nor will it have a double barrel surname. It is dimly what it is called at the mo. As Snoopy points out it was Cardiff's old football ground.

Thanks folks, can't believe Nick missed out on the first babby after all these years! point:
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2012, 10:59:41 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 05, 2012, 10:56:38 AM
Ninian isn't the real name! Nor will it have a double barrel surname. It is dimly what it is called at the mo. As Snoopy points out it was Cardiff's old football ground.

Thanks folks, can't believe Nick missed out on the first babby after all these years! point:

Phew! Thank the Lord for that.


Our "Bumps" all had names none of which were ultimately used.


BTW he/she will look a lot like an angry Winston Churchill. I tell you this because you will not see the resemblance and nobody will tell you so. Rest assured the likeness only lasts a short while.  ;D


You're not going to Welshify matters by calling it xxxxxx ap G are you?
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2012, 11:02:40 AM »
All babies look like WInston Churchill  ::)
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2012, 11:06:49 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 05, 2012, 11:02:40 AM
All babies look like WInston Churchill  ::)


Not to their mothers they don't.  noooo:


I got into a lot of trouble for complaining, in jest, to the midwife that I was hoping for 6 collie puppies rather than the THW.

Woodstock also horrified the midwife by exclaiming "Fvck! That's ugly"

Apparently honesty is not a welcome thing in maternity wards.
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2012, 11:07:56 AM »
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2012, 11:12:06 AM »
I am fairly confident it will be unattractive every baby I've seen thus far has been! lol:
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