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Offline Nick

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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2012, 11:19:45 AM »
They make horrid smells too  sick2:
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2012, 11:26:28 AM »
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!

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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2012, 11:32:20 AM »
They make horrid smells too  sick2:


Ah yes ~ the never to be forgotten stench of baby puke throughout the house and on all your clothes  sick2:
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #48 on: February 05, 2012, 11:35:05 AM »
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!

I don't do nappies either....  whistle:
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #49 on: February 05, 2012, 11:36:54 AM »
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!

I don't do nappies either....  whistle:

No you just walk the shit around the house.  whistle:



PS Woodstock says moisturise the bump several times a day to avoid stretch marks and there is nothing you can do about the cracked nipples when they arrive except grin and bear it.
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #50 on: February 05, 2012, 11:38:25 AM »
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!

I don't do nappies either....  whistle:

No you just walk the shit around the house.  whistle:


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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #51 on: February 05, 2012, 11:43:13 AM »
Cracked nipples, I think I may pass out.

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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #52 on: February 05, 2012, 11:46:14 AM »

PS Woodstock says moisturise the bump several times a day to avoid stretch marks and there is nothing you can do about the cracked nipples when they arrive except grin and bear it.

Indeedio

Wenchy you will now be the lucky recipient of all sorts of weird and wonderful advice, horror stories and government regurgitated emotional blackmail.

Just accept that sometimes the best laid plans never work out. That pain relief is a good thing. That the NCT are completely cuckoo and that bottle feeding is a perfectly acceptable alternative and you will be fine  :thumbsup:
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2012, 11:49:55 AM »
I think all pregnant people and the "professionals" that go with them are nuts. A colleague is due a couple of days before me and she is obsessed with cots and buggies. I can't get past maternity knickers?!?!?

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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #54 on: February 05, 2012, 12:20:08 PM »
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!

It's just begging for an APC comment isn't it  point:
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #55 on: February 05, 2012, 12:30:47 PM »
I can't get past maternity knickers

Few people can.  noooo:
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #56 on: February 05, 2012, 01:51:43 PM »
I can't get past maternity knickers?!?!?


I don't think I will ever forget "Maternity Tights"  happy002
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Re: Congratulations Wenchy
« Reply #57 on: February 05, 2012, 01:53:27 PM »
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!

It's just begging for an APC comment isn't it  point:

Too many jokes.......... redface: