A lesson learned

[Nick]

Blimey, I didn't know you were in Nottingham!

[Misunderstood]

   Nor me!      Respek!

I had assumed you lived some where civilised - like uh - Brixton or Bermondsey ....

[The Moan Ranger]

Bermondsey, where the great Millwall stem from...

No, nor Nottingham, but sunny Surrey, where you get a better class of thug. They even call you "Mr Custard" before bottling you.

[Misunderstood]

Bermondsey, where the great Millwall stem from...

No, nor Nottingham, but sunny Surrey, where you get a better class of thug. They even call you "Mr Custard" before bottling you.

 

How are your hooves looking?

[The Moan Ranger]

Hooves are fine thanks Bouncer. My face, however, is contorted into a certain rictus - this, however, is the work of toothsome Turkish mosquitos. Does the foot and mouth thingy mean that my Young's Ale won't be delivered by a Shire Horse in time for my return? It's not the same when transported by a diesel lorry. Something must be done and quick too! I blame Gordon Brown. Dribbling Scotch idiot.

All this, the floods and the meltdown of the global economy, I think Mr Bliar chose the right time to go on a world tour with slot-gob.

[Barman]

Hooves are fine thanks Bouncer. My face, however, is contorted into a certain rictus - this, however, is the work of toothsome Turkish mosquitos. Does the foot and mouth thingy mean that my Young's Ale won't be delivered by a Shire Horse in time for my return? It's not the same when transported by a diesel lorry. Something must be done and quick too! I blame Gordon Brown. Dribbling Scotch idiot.

All this, the floods and the meltdown of the global economy, I think Mr Bliar chose the right time to go on a world tour with slot-gob.

A mosquito bit you on the tooth? 

[Misunderstood]

It was prolly a tormentor of Barman's that nipped over to the mainland for a nibble of fresh tourist.

Looks like you dray horse may be saved....  Unless Nick gets there first.