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Offline Just One More

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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2012, 06:56:28 AM »
Oh, it's got to be analogue table tennis balls

Tell you what, we could have a practise game with APC right now to make he feel easy about tonight

APC - "where do I turn this thing on" (Miss T sighs, "just like at bloody home")
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2012, 06:57:49 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 06:52:32 AM
Oh yes

And different games, line first, full house, regional game, national game. You'll be alright though, nothing whatsoever to worry about for you  point: , none of those women take it seriously even if you get it wrong, they'll be very understanding, of that I'm sure  whistle:

These idiots live for bingo .........it is about a grand prize money all in all..........as for the machine I do not know .........will get "taught" an hour before.........
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2012, 06:58:50 AM »
APC "No, its still not working"

Crowd - "Get on with it"
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2012, 07:00:35 AM »
No pressure , I'm sure they will be perfectly reasonable when you read back the numbers and find just one or two errors  whistle:
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2012, 07:03:46 AM »
APC (red faced) - "Right that seems to have sorted it"

Crowd muttering - "What a tossser, hope Fred gets better soon" etc

APC - "Eyes down, look in"

Lone voice - "Hang on, Elsie's not back from the toilet yet"

Other voices - "That's her tough luck, gerron with it"

Lone voice jumps up menacingly and heads towards other voices


Your in charge APC, sort it  point:
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2012, 07:04:44 AM »
I just keep thinking of phoenix nights........ scared2:............
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2012, 07:09:49 AM »
 happy001

He did a short series about a bingo hall before Phoenix nights, I'm sure there may be clips on Youtube, but nobody would go lokking for them and posting them though, would they  eveilgrin:
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2012, 07:10:34 AM »
....and don't forgot you can't accept their call if you have moved on and shouted out another number  whistle:

What blood group are you , we will get the local horsepickle to stock up  lol:
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2012, 07:11:41 AM »
Have some Proplus and stuff first like

Phoenix Nights- Jerry Tripping
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2012, 07:21:01 AM »
I am sure the guy who I am helping out, knew I was pissed when he phoned me....... evil:
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2012, 07:22:02 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2012, 07:21:01 AM
I am sure the guy who I am helping out, knew I was pissed when he phoned me....... evil:

You know you have to do the numbers in Greek and English don't you...?  whistle:
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2012, 07:22:10 AM »
Hasn't Miss T told you never to answer the phone in the morning ?  whistle:
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2012, 07:25:42 AM »
She did, but he didn't know what morning was

Shouts from some - "You're going to fast"

Shouts from others - "You're going to slow"


You'll have nothing to worry about APC  point:
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2012, 07:26:10 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on February 11, 2012, 07:22:10 AM
Hasn't Miss T told you never to answer the phone in the morning ?  whistle:

 oh she thinks it is highly amusing...........even phoned her parents to laugh..........
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Re: Bingo ?
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2012, 07:29:24 AM »
Did they take the opportunity to tell her  that this sort of thing was inevitable when you date an 'older person'  lol:
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