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Offline Nick

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Conversation amongst friends
« on: February 11, 2012, 03:43:39 PM »
I was out with the lads earlier. ONe of them said that his Mrs had asked him what we talked about each week so we made a list of today's topics. They were:

HOrse racing
Barack Obama
SHaring double beds with other blokes
Sausages
Zebra stripes and horseflies
Zebra racing
Lion racing a la greyhound racing with live human bait on a trolley
FUnerals
COusins
Wrexham
Not going out in CHester at night either
A joke about sheep
A joke about Putin
Boats
Are you a captain if you own a boat?
Little Ships
War diaries
Computer printers
Dogs

NOt bad for 90 minutes  :thumbsup:
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Re: Conversation amongst friends
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2012, 03:47:18 PM »
Gayers......... eeek:

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Re: Conversation amongst friends
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2012, 06:02:42 PM »
Gayers......... eeek:

 rubschin:

No talk of wimmin or feetball.

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Re: Conversation amongst friends
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2012, 06:07:45 PM »
They mentioned feetball but I switched off. I think they wanted Brian Clough for elected mayor. But he is dead.
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Re: Conversation amongst friends
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2012, 06:10:12 PM »
Gayers......... eeek:

 rubschin:

No talk of wimmin or feetball.

But talk about sharing a double bed with other blokes that segues into sausages  rubschin:
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Re: Conversation amongst friends
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2012, 06:12:23 PM »
They mentioned feetball but I switched off. I think they wanted Brian Clough for elected mayor. But he is dead.

I bumped into him at Upton Park many years ago. He ignored me.

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Re: Conversation amongst friends
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2012, 06:12:53 PM »
In which case the minute taker is suffering amnesia or from boredom ?  rubschin:
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Re: Conversation amongst friends
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2012, 06:17:17 PM »
Gayers......... eeek:

 rubschin:

No talk of wimmin or feetball.

But talk about sharing a double bed with other blokes that segues into sausages  rubschin:

It was about some B&B in Auschwitz
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Re: Conversation amongst friends
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2012, 01:44:31 AM »
Gayers......... eeek:

 rubschin:

No talk of wimmin or feetball.

But talk about sharing a double bed with other blokes that segues into sausages  rubschin:

It was about some BBQ in Auschwitz


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Re: Conversation amongst friends
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2012, 11:34:21 AM »
I am here...

As Miss D said, went to Snow Patrol at the O2 last night - totally awesome!  cloud9:

Trains were FUBAR tho... got back to Waterloo at 11:00 and next train was at 11:50. Train stopped at Hounslow with all the doors open for 10 mins and didn't make Asctot until after 1am...
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Re: Conversation amongst friends
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2012, 11:37:12 AM »
Still at least we have trains  :thumbsup:
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