Coming home in the tube last night I had to sit opposite a couple that were just nauseating.
She had her bounty all around her
This included
- a mini heart shaped balloon on a stick
- a rectangular cushion with the word love embroidered onto it . This had been wrapped in red tissue paper but had been ripped open in delight no doubt
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- a medium sized fluffy animal creature thing carrying a heart saying 'for you '
- a mahooosive tube ( about a metre in size ) of Swizzels Love Heart , which she started consuming and telling hime what each sweet was inscribed with
- and of course the obligatory bunch of flowers.
What really made me chuckle though was that they were sitting there and he had to put his hand out and ask for her to hold it
My Mystic Mog predictions do not foresee a lifetime's happiness for that pair
