Amanda Holden

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

There is an Amanda Holden, a blonde bint in the news at the moment for dropping a sprog, I am certain that there is an older Amanda Holden who was/is an actress.  I think that she was in a British police sort of drama thing playing the part of the pathologist who managed to solve all the murders.

Can someone please put me out of my misery in a way that doesn't involve a lethal injection.

[Miss Demeanour]

The programme of which you talk was Silent Witness and she was Amanda Burton 

[Snoopy]

Amanda Holden (Born 1971) ~ Who has recently had a baby


Amanda Burton (Born 1956) ~ Who has not but has appeared in "Silent Witness".


Amanda Redman (Born 1957) ~ Who also appears in a Cop Show "New Tricks"


I doubt that any of them are natural blondes.

[Darwins Selection]

I doubt that any of them are natural blondes.

I equally doubt we will ever know.

However, my own experience of girls called Amanda is most favourable. 

[Snoopy]

I doubt that any of them are natural blondes.

I equally doubt we will ever know.

However, my own experience of girls called Amanda is most favourable. 

  I have never had an Amanda ...... Adds to list of things to do before I die.

[Darwins Selection]

I doubt that any of them are natural blondes.

I equally doubt we will ever know.

However, my own experience of girls called Amanda is most favourable. 

  I have never had an Amanda ...... Adds to list of things to do before I die.

Don't hold your breath, she was older than me.

[Barman]

I doubt that any of them are natural blondes.

I equally doubt we will ever know.

However, my own experience of girls called Amanda is most favourable. 

  I have never had an Amanda ...... Adds to list of things to do before I die.

Don't hold your breath, she was older than me.

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Don't rate yours much. 

[Just One More]

Amanda Holden has had some rough times in the past year or so, but has now finally got the baby she has wanted for some time. Which is all very good, but it would appear that her publicity machine is forever in overdrive. Why doesn't she just piss off and get on with her life quietly, others seem to manage

[Nick]

SHe can make money out of misery. I bet she has already sold her "story" to Hello. Isn't that how the Beckhams paid for their wedding?

[apc2010]

Amanda Holden has had some rough times in the past year or so, but has now finally got the baby she has wanted for some time. Which is all very good, but it would appear that her publicity machine is forever in overdrive. Why doesn't she just piss off and get on with her life quietly, others seem to manage

Wot he said........^^^^................media whore ............even got her arse out a few years ago at some z-list awards ..........she even married Les Dennis........

[Pirate]

I'd give her one...

Remember her in the Grimleys...

Amanda Holden - The Grimleys

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I would like to thank you all for putting me out of my misery.  I couldn't have done it without the support of Miss D, Darwin, Snoopy, BM, Nick, Pirate.  I would also like to thank my mother without whom I wouldn't be here, my partner who started the whole bloody debacle. I thank you all from the bottom of my heart.  I'm filling up here, Leaves pub stage left...

[Barman]

I would like to thank you all for putting me out of my misery.  I couldn't have done it without the support of Miss D, Darwin, Snoopy, BM, Nick, Pirate.  I would also like to thank my mother without whom I wouldn't be here, my partner who started the whole bloody debacle. I thank you all from the bottom of my heart.  I'm filling up here, Leaves pub stage left...

[audience roars approval]