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« on: March 05, 2012, 12:54:37 PM »
Got approached last week to do some work, like.

Some guy in India wants advice on setting up a COllege of Management in SLOUGH, like. For Indians. rubschin:

Has "VISA SCAM" written all over it, but I decide to treat it as legit to see what happens, like.  razz:

Man suggests I go to India to discuss it further. I say yes, but want airfares and accommodation in advance. THis turns out to be a problem for some reason  rubschin:

I suggest London. YES!! I can meet the Directors of the new college in London BUT on no account must I tell them it is in SLough it would appear  rubschin:

SO I am not allowed to tell them where their own college is, eh?

This could be fun!!  :thumbsup:






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Re: Scams
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2012, 12:56:46 PM »
Tis a long way to go for a shower ?  noooo:
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2012, 01:02:50 PM »
Don't we have a thread on this owld shite already...?  ::)
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Re: Scams
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2012, 01:04:35 PM »
So are you going to give them the third degree at this meeting?  whistle:
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Re: Scams
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2012, 01:05:14 PM »
Don't we have a thread on this owld shite already...?  ::)
Nope, I mentioned it last Thursday  whistle:
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Re: Scams
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2012, 01:05:59 PM »
So are you going to give them the third degree at this meeting?  whistle:

No, a CSE in Woodwork praps  rubschin:
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Re: Scams
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2012, 01:10:13 PM »
Conclusion is that you'll do anything for money then ?  rubschin:
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Re: Scams
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2012, 01:11:55 PM »
Oh yes  angel1
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Re: Scams
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2012, 01:14:56 PM »
YOU couldn't afford me. Sorry  happy100
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Re: Scams
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2012, 01:15:34 PM »
Well , he'll do anything for you guv , but he won't do THAT    whistle:
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2012, 01:26:23 PM »
Well , he'll do anything for you guv , but he won't do THAT    whistle:

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Re: Scams
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2012, 02:08:30 PM »
We could all go just to show our support like.  Well, that and to rush the place 30 minutes into said meeting shouting "armed police down on the ground now." eveilgrin:
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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2012, 02:11:28 PM »
E mails are being exchanged  whistle:  I have pointed out a lot of things they have overlooked and asked for their business plan  eveilgrin:
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Re: Scams
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2012, 08:59:43 PM »
I had an attempted scam on me today ...  whistle:

The old "Hi, I need a teacher for one of my children over the next month etc etc..."  Just C'd and V'd some of the text onto a Google search and hey presto ... we've been there before  8)
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