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Putting on his saucepan hat, he waddled on his back for a few miles until he fell over a tiny planet. He picked it up and threw back into space, where it bounced up and down every time the the volcano cried.
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Shall we play the simplified so called 'Escalator' rules so Miss D can join in...?
If so, Golders Green!
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Good plan BM
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Often when baking shoes my bath sinks in treacle.
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Miss D seems confused
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Good plan BM
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Northern Line eh...?
Liverpool Street!
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Marylebone!
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I think we can side-step to Greenford from there don't you?
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Ooo excellent escalator rules means that I can go directly to Ealing Broadway.
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