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The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« on: March 07, 2012, 10:30:38 AM »
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2012, 10:40:04 AM »
Putting on his saucepan hat, he waddled on his back for a few miles until he fell over a tiny planet. He picked it up and threw back into space, where it bounced up and down every time the the volcano cried.
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2012, 10:41:28 AM »
Shall we play the simplified so called 'Escalator' rules so Miss D can join in...?

If so, Golders Green!  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2012, 10:44:14 AM »
Good plan BM  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2012, 10:49:43 AM »
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2012, 10:51:45 AM »
Miss D seems confused  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2012, 10:52:28 AM »
Good plan BM  :thumbsup:

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Northern Line eh...?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2012, 10:53:36 AM »
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2012, 10:56:05 AM »
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2012, 10:58:16 AM »
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2012, 11:01:54 AM »
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I think we can side-step to Greenford from there don't you? happy001
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2012, 11:18:38 AM »
Ooo excellent escalator rules means that I can go directly to Ealing Broadway. eveilgrin:
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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2012, 11:21:50 AM »
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2012, 11:23:32 AM »
Waterloo!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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