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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2012, 11:30:20 AM »
Aha! - Paddington!  cool14:
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2012, 11:33:06 AM »
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2012, 11:36:39 AM »
Mornington Crescent!  point:

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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2012, 12:36:02 PM »
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2012, 12:45:41 PM »
Aha! Since we seem to be playing the literary variant of the rules . . . . .

"Once upon a time
When the birds shit lime
And the monkeys chewed tobacco
There came a little bird
With a feather up his arse.
Well, the wind blew North
And the wind blew South
And the wind blew straight
From his arse to his mouth!"

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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2012, 12:57:37 PM »
Umm I don't think so BM.  We are playing with 'escalator' rules.

While the original rules of Mornington Crescent (as laid down by the International Mornington Crescent Society) have been enjoyed by many players over the years, many variations and versions have been developed to spice things up a bit. The following are some that have been played on the show over the years.

ESCALATOR RULES.

1. A player can only go to Oxford Street when another player has been released from 'Nibb' and gone directly to Oxford Circus.

2. All WC postcodes count double, but cannot be followed by a consecutive WC code. Crescents are wild as rule 42 is of course suspended.


3. A player may not go to Mornington Crescent when the preceding player is at Bank.  Anyone who mentions Mornington Crescent after Bank must miss two turns.

Game on I'm afraid.....

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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2012, 01:02:33 PM »
BM you were warned about slipping Nick's medication into Miss D's voddy. Have you forgotten what happened last time?  nonono:
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2012, 01:07:02 PM »
As I was going out one day
My head fell off and rolled away,
But when I saw that it was gone,
I picked it up and put it on.

And when I got into the street
A fellow cried 'Look at your feet!'
I looked at them and sadly said
'I've left them both asleep in bed!'

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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2012, 01:45:41 PM »
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2012, 02:53:19 PM »
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2012, 02:56:37 PM »
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2012, 02:57:29 PM »
Double -six.......... rubschin:
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Re: The all new Mornington Crescent thread
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2012, 03:11:55 PM »
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