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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2007, 01:37:27 PM »
I?m proud to be squeamish thanks?  sick2:
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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2007, 01:45:14 PM »
You a quack then? rubschin: Seem to know a great deal about these things. eeek:

It was the size of the swelling initially that shocked. Twice the size of a golf ball. Then there was the 'gunge' that he was squeezing out of the bloody great hole where I presume the fangs had pierced him.

Defo NOT for the squeamish. noooo:

It was the "gunge" that did for me.

Looked like he was 'giving birth' out of his face didn't it? sick2:

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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2007, 01:46:43 PM »
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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2007, 01:49:24 PM »
You a quack then? rubschin: Seem to know a great deal about these things. eeek:

It was the size of the swelling initially that shocked. Twice the size of a golf ball. Then there was the 'gunge' that he was squeezing out of the bloody great hole where I presume the fangs had pierced him.

Defo NOT for the squeamish. noooo:

Many many many many moons ago I was a student nurse, it didnt work out but I still tend to read up on things. Plus I figured having a half decent amount of medical knowledge would he useful onhere for when Nick really cocks something up.  point:
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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2007, 03:49:40 PM »
What are you lot on today?
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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2007, 03:51:17 PM »
What are you lot on today?
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Re: Some advice for Nick
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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2007, 03:53:44 PM »
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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2007, 03:55:16 PM »
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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2007, 03:56:08 PM »
Mr. Spliff vis-cough-visited...


Awww Mr Spliff. I haven't visited with him for such a long time. 

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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2007, 03:57:25 PM »
Mr. Spliff vis-cough-visited...


Awww Mr Spliff. I haven't visited with him for such a long time. 

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Happy cloud of smoke more like...  ;)
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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2007, 04:15:20 PM »
I'm sorry, I've tried to imagine a stoned wenchy but all I can picture is the Jehovah scene from Life of Brian  point:
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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2007, 11:20:21 PM »
I'm sorry, I've tried to imagine a stoned wenchy but all I can picture is the Jehovah scene from Life of Brian  point:
eeek:  rubschin:  lol:

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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2007, 07:47:46 AM »
I'm sorry, I've tried to imagine a stoned wenchy but all I can picture is the Jehovah scene from Life of Brian  point:

Smite.

It's quite amusing I've been told.  redface: I laugh without making a sound.  redface:

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Re: Some advice for Nick
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2007, 09:01:21 AM »
You dont make a sound? Isnt that one of the signs of the apocalypse?  scared2:
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