Inappropriate laughing

[Miss Demeanour]

You know when you just shouldn't but because you shouldn't it becomes even more hysterical.

We went to see Ghost the moosickal yesterday at the theatre . Me and The Brat , my bessy mate and her daughter. The 2 girls were sat totally absorbed by the whole thing.

But they did the ol pottery scene on stage .....and the actress was doing really well moulding this lump of clay into a bootiful vase thing while some man ( who was really a ghost don't ya know) was draped around her singing into her ear to try and get her attention.

So I turned to my friend and said something along the lines of " he's telling her not to bother , how many ashtrays can one house have ? "

So we started to giggle .....and that was it ...lost it  Tears rolling down me face. Biting my thumb so the pain would stop me laughing  and all done in silence of course 

I couldn't look at here nor she at me or we would set each other off 

Love it when you get like that   

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

Did the woman with the nose complain to you?

[Miss Demeanour]

She would have regretted it if she did 

[Darwins Selection]

You know when you just shouldn't but because you shouldn't it becomes even more hysterical.

We went to see Ghost the moosickal yesterday at the theatre . Me and The Brat , my bessy mate and her daughter. The 2 girls were sat totally absorbed by the whole thing.

But they did the ol pottery scene on stage .....and the actress was doing really well moulding this lump of clay into a bootiful vase thing while some man ( who was really a ghost don't ya know) was draped around her singing into her ear to try and get her attention.

So I turned to my friend and said something along the lines of " he's telling her not to bother , how many ashtrays can one house have ? "

So we started to giggle .....and that was it ...lost it  Tears rolling down me face. Biting my thumb so the pain would stop me laughing  and all done in silence of course 

I couldn't look at here nor she at me or we would set each other off 

Love it when you get like that   

 

Remember, for the rest of your life, the words Ghost and Ashtray will float into your mind while you are delivering a speech at a funeral, a telling off or giving evidence in court.

I have a similar problem with the trigger words Platform and Orthopaedic. 

[Just One More]

Not as big an audience, but me and me mate got thrown out of a pub quiz once, after getting the giggles about a question on goats. They held up play for about one minute while we composed ourselves, but for the next ten minutes each time we looked at each other we'd set off again, many were dis-pleased  . This was around five years ago, but every bloody time Barman or others mentions goats I start smiling/laughing

[Miss Demeanour]

Nick may have just found a new game 

Why on earth do they take pub quizzes so seriously though  ?

[Just One More]

Nick may have just found a new game 

Why on earth do they take pub quizzes so seriously though  ?

It near came to blows one night when the question was "which is the largest museum in the UK". I can't remember the answer, but one bloke who got it wrong literally argued till he was blue in the face that it should have been the Beamish Open Air Museum cos it had no roof, so it went to infinity. I don't think it helped when I said that the Black Country Museum (not Slough Darwin) was open air too and was probably bigger 

[Nick]

Ironbridge? 

[Darwins Selection]

Ironbridge? 

Pimlico? 

[Nick]

Mornington Crescent

[Just One More]

   If the VP formed a pub quiz team we'd cause a bloody riot 

[Snoopy]

Edgar Allan Poe

[Miss Demeanour]

  If the VP formed a pub quiz team we'd cause a bloody riot 

We would certainly have just about every specialist subject covered 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Ironbridge? 

Know it well! Grew up there - used to roam and fish for tiddlers in the canal at the back of what's now the museum. Happy days - for the most part.