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Offline Pirate

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Question for the ladies...
« on: March 11, 2012, 07:59:28 PM »
A tart who lives over the other side of the road has a bath every night. The bathroom has frosted glass, but no curtains or blind.

Every time she has a bath she lights something like an oil burner or something and puts it on the windowsill, undresses then gets in the bath. So far?...

My question...The oil burner has real big flame like, not like you get from a tea light but a lot bigger, almost like a log fire...anyone know what it is...

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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2012, 08:02:38 PM »
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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2012, 08:02:52 PM »
One of these perhaps ?

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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2012, 08:05:43 PM »
Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2012, 08:15:58 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 11, 2012, 08:05:43 PM
Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2012, 08:24:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 11, 2012, 08:15:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 11, 2012, 08:05:43 PM
Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
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Fools... ::)

the telescope is on a tripod...so is the camera...
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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2012, 01:42:16 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on March 11, 2012, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 11, 2012, 08:15:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 11, 2012, 08:05:43 PM
Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001



Fools... ::)

the telescope is on a tripod...so is the camera...

So is their user I expect.
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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2012, 01:46:39 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2012, 01:42:16 PM
Quote from: Pirate on March 11, 2012, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 11, 2012, 08:15:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 11, 2012, 08:05:43 PM
Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001



Fools... ::)

the telescope is on a tripod...so is the camera...


So is their user I expect.


If you'd said "is" a tripod, you'd now be on the receiving end of one of these:   drumroll:

Howver, you didn't, so the best I can offer is:     ;D
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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2012, 02:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 12, 2012, 01:46:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2012, 01:42:16 PM
Quote from: Pirate on March 11, 2012, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 11, 2012, 08:15:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 11, 2012, 08:05:43 PM
Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001



Fools... ::)

the telescope is on a tripod...so is the camera...


So is their user I expect.


If you'd said "is" a tripod, you'd now be on the receiving end of one of these:   drumroll:

Howver, you didn't, so the best I can offer is:     ;D

Ooohhh.... harsh....  rubschin:
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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2012, 02:48:53 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2012, 02:27:00 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 12, 2012, 01:46:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2012, 01:42:16 PM
Quote from: Pirate on March 11, 2012, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 11, 2012, 08:15:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 11, 2012, 08:05:43 PM
Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001



Fools... ::)

the telescope is on a tripod...so is the camera...


So is their user I expect.


If you'd said "is" a tripod, you'd now be on the receiving end of one of these:   drumroll:

Howver, you didn't, so the best I can offer is:     ;D

Ooohhh.... harsh....  rubschin:

. . but fair I feel, in so far, there was a real missed opportunity there!
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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2012, 04:47:26 PM »
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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2012, 05:15:01 PM »
Praps she uses Vic rub or Vapona or whatnot?
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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2012, 06:00:15 PM »
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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2012, 06:05:50 PM »
Pop over and ask her if you are man enough. Take a candle as a present  angel1
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Re: Question for the ladies...
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2012, 06:11:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 12, 2012, 06:05:50 PM
Pop over and ask her if you are man enough. Take a candle as a present  angel1

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