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Its a crocolemming
« on: August 08, 2007, 12:21:14 PM »
Ok the question has to be who in their right mind has a crocodile for a pet when they live in a 12th floor apartment?

Just goes to show Nick that when you are looking around for the vultures and the swans you may want to keep an eye out for the less likely dangerous animals as well  point:

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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A crocodile survived a fall from the 12th floor of a Russian apartment block after making an escape bid through a window, emergency services said on Wednesday.

Diving out of the window has become a habit for the crocodile, called Khenar, with concerned neighbours saying it was the third time he had used that method to flee, Moskovsky Komsomolets daily reported.

The crocodile lost one tooth in the latest fall but was otherwise unscathed, said a spokeswoman for the emergencies ministry in the Nizhny Novgorod region of central Russia.

"It seems the owner was not at home when the crocodile came out of the window," she said.

Emergency services put the crocodile in a local aquarium to recover from his fall. Within a few hours his concerned owner came to pick him up and the crocodile was last seen lying on the back seat of his owner's car.
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 12:22:33 PM »
The Addams family had a lion  whistle:

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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 12:25:18 PM »
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 12:26:21 PM »
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2007, 12:29:03 PM »
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 12:31:08 PM »
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:

What do you mean?  eeek: That tv isn't, well, real?  eeek: sad24: eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2007, 12:36:23 PM »
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:

What do you mean?  eeek: That tv isn't, well, real?  eeek: sad24: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Sit down dear ~ Now you know how you like to send flowers to those nice funerals on East Enders? Well the TV people give them to the local old peoples homes (after they've removed the condolence card.)
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2007, 12:38:21 PM »
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:

What do you mean?  eeek: That tv isn't, well, real?  eeek: sad24: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Sit down dear ~ Now you know how you like to send flowers to those nice funerals on East Enders? Well the TV people give them to the local old peoples homes (after they've removed the condolence card.)

Noooo.  eeek: noooo: eyes: noooo: eeek:

What about teletubby land? That exists surely.  cry:

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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2007, 12:41:33 PM »
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:

What do you mean?  eeek: That tv isn't, well, real?  eeek: sad24: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Sit down dear ~ Now you know how you like to send flowers to those nice funerals on East Enders? Well the TV people give them to the local old peoples homes (after they've removed the condolence card.)

Noooo.  eeek: noooo: eyes: noooo: eeek:

What about teletubby land? That exists surely.  cry:

Nope ~ Computer Generated Graphics + People dressed up in fluffy suits cut with some film of bunnies using a blue screen. The Little one ~ Po is actually Pui Fan Lee who is a presenter on CBeebies
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2007, 12:42:18 PM »
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:

What do you mean?  eeek: That tv isn't, well, real?  eeek: sad24: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Sit down dear ~ Now you know how you like to send flowers to those nice funerals on East Enders? Well the TV people give them to the local old peoples homes (after they've removed the condolence card.)

Noooo.  eeek: noooo: eyes: noooo: eeek:

What about teletubby land? That exists surely.  cry:

Nope ~ Computer Generated Graphics + People dressed up in fluffy suits cut with some film of bunnies using a blue screen. The Little one ~ Po is actually Pui Fan Lee who is a presenter on CBeebies

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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2007, 12:49:33 PM »
Snoopy you are an evil evil mutt, I'm surprised you havent told poor Wenchy that Harry Potter doesnt really exist either  whistle:
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2007, 12:51:16 PM »
<snigger>
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2007, 12:52:59 PM »
Snoopy you are an evil evil mutt, I'm surprised you havent told poor Wenchy that Harry Potter doesnt really exist either  whistle:

Oh I know he does. He's family.  ::)

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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2007, 12:54:36 PM »
Snoopy you are an evil evil mutt, I'm surprised you havent told poor Wenchy that Harry Potter doesnt really exist either  whistle:

Oh I know he does. He's family.  ::)

Wenchius deludicus?
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2007, 12:57:49 PM »
Snoopy you are an evil evil mutt, I'm surprised you havent told poor Wenchy that Harry Potter doesnt really exist either  whistle:

Oh I know he does. He's family.  ::)

Wenchius deludicus?

Nope Wenchy H Potter. Trust me I know these things. Ask Snoopy's daughter. She knows.  ;D